voice.

[vdova]

[ Natasha sounds, well. Agitated is probably the best term for it. She's working her jaw, a bit, before she speaks, trying to find the right words to say without revealing too much but also not enough. ]

Out of curisosity, did anyone else get ambushed by a bunch of papparazzi near the theatre in Nonah? Apparently there was a movie premiere going on — one geared towards the stories and adventures of imPorts, and all of us were invited, whether or not we wanted to be.

[ She tsks, clearly one of the people who did not want to be invited and were anyway. ]

I have to say, if this is the welcome we're recieving here, I'm not sure how to take it. The spotlight isn't really my style.

[ She pauses, as if she's about to hang up — but thinks better of it at the last second. ] I give the movie two stars, by the way. Absolutely unrealistic, everyone knows there are no trees in the Midwest.

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[garotted]

Pretty sure it's just corn in all those flyover states.

[vdova]

And pigs. Depending on who you ask.

[garotted]

Bacon. Bacon everywhere.

Anyway, avoiding the weird, excited locals is an art that you'll quickly learn here. You know, unless you look really different from a regular ol' human. In which case, you're probably fucked.

[vdova]

I like to think I'm fairly average looking. For a human. I'm usually better at avoiding attention but I think I've gotten soft.