THE MAJORITY REPORT: MARCH 20TH, 2018

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THE MAJORITY REPORT: MARCH 20TH, 2018Got a case of deja vu?
Maybe it's not just in your head.

WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT
As seen on national and international news:
5:01 AM

HIGH ALERT. Detected: incoming missile IDENTIFIED AS HOSTILE and heading towards Heropa, Florida. All military units enacting code red. Repeat: incoming missile IDENTIFIED AS HOSTILE and heading towards Heropa, Florida. Civilians TAKE SHELTER. Capable and ready imPorts: on call for action! HIGH ALERT. Act of war committed against US soil! HIGH ALERT! TAKE COVER.

Stand by.

WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT
As seen on national and international news:
5:01 AM

HIGH ALERT. Detected: incoming missile IDENTIFIED AS HOSTILE and heading towards Heropa, Florida. All military units enacting code red. Repeat: incoming missile IDENTIFIED AS HOSTILE and heading towards Heropa, Florida. Civilians TAKE SHELTER. Capable and ready imPorts: on call for action! HIGH ALERT. Act of war committed against US soil! HIGH ALERT! TAKE COVER.

Stand by.

WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT
As seen on national and international news:
5:01 AM

HIGH ALERT. Detected: incoming missile IDENTIFIED AS HOSTILE and heading towards Heropa, Florida. All military units enacting code red. Repeat: incoming missile IDENTIFIED AS HOSTILE and heading towards Heropa, Florida. Civilians TAKE SHELTER. Capable and ready imPorts: on call for action! HIGH ALERT. Act of war committed against US soil! HIGH ALERT! TAKE COVER.

Stand by.

WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT
As seen on national and international news:
5:01 AM

HIGH ALERT. Detected: incoming missile IDENTIFIED AS HOSTILE and heading towards Heropa, Florida. All military units enacting code red. Repeat: incoming missile IDENTIFIED AS HOSTILE and heading towards Heropa, Florida. Civilians TAKE SHELTER. Capable and ready imPorts: on call for action! HIGH ALERT. Act of war committed against US soil! HIGH ALERT! TAKE COVER.

Stand by.

IT'S NOT UNUSUAL
As seen on TMI:
According to a recently taken online poll, 65% of all poll takers believe it is LIKELY that Bruce Wayne is Woden. 15% say UNLIKELY. 5% said that Bruce Wayne was actually an immortal born in the 1700s. 10% say Bruce Wayne is Jonathan Crane's sugar daddy. 5% say that Bruce Wayne is Just Bruce Wayne Leave Him Alone.

WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT
As seen on national and international news:
5:01 AM

HIGH ALERT. Detected: incoming missile IDENTIFIED AS HOSTILE and heading towards Heropa, Florida. All military units enacting code red. Repeat: incoming missile IDENTIFIED AS HOSTILE and heading towards Heropa, Florida. Civilians TAKE SHELTER. Capable and ready imPorts: on call for action! HIGH ALERT. Act of war committed against US soil! HIGH ALERT! TAKE COVER.

Stand by.

CODE SWITCH
The Homeland Security Advisory System has moved from SILVER FOX to NEVER-ENDING SCREECH OF TIMELESS YELLOW.

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