text/image - pros: i would get pushed way less

[h2no]

they really should include a breathalyser in the sign up for these

[a couple of moments pass.]

actually, it's a really good idea. i'm not taking this down.

Comments

[quickfingers]

if i littered with it archie, i wouldn't have it to throw at odin
recycling is cool but it's the REUSING that's important too

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Huh. Good to know. I've kinda been wanting to open this thing up to see how it works.

[Darin watches carefully, then jots down some notes.]

So, I can look for anything I want?

[h2no]

Yep! Literally anythin' you can think of. If there's no results, it means it doesn't exist here. If it does but not in the way you know it, you'll figure it out pretty quickly.

[he shrugs.]

Safe search just means you won't get random, uh. Genitals poppin' up... unless you search for 'em. [he shakes his head solemnly.] The internet is both a blessing and a curse.

[h2no]

maybe i could donate it to a charity that helps with this
you wanna help me pick one?

[h2no]

it's a start
hey did you know a lot of movies show moving companies as incompetent and also the cause of lots of family problems?
how bullshit is that?

Re: te x t

[h2no]

yeah if anything happens which might not now

[h2no]

i want to hear that
i can't stop doing haikus
please help me maxwell

Re: text;

[h2no]

you feel strongly about art in movies?
i'm so sorry
this must've been like a punch in the gut

[h2no]

an empty bottle?

pick it up after you throw it at him. i'll know if you don't.

[h2no]

to get me a refreshing drink?

[h2no]

ON! YOU!

[h2no]

and all the movies where aliens are the bad guys?? like
jeez
movies are bad. we should reboot the film industry.

[h2no]

i am but an impulsive idiot, fortunate to have someone to be like "hey, don't do that idiot"

think you'd follow him into the profession?

[drivesadesk]

Yeah. I mean, sometimes we're the bad guys, but it's never as simple as 'the entire species wants to invade'. There's always someone who doesn't agree with whoever's in power.

Re: te x t

[halloflamer]

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimp.

[Says the biggest wimp in this universe, but whatever]

Did he call the cops.

[fauxmarth]

Impulsive, sure. But don't call yourself an idiot, Archie. You do yourself no favors by doing so.
Regarding law...I'm not sure. I don't believe I'm equipped to handle the sheer volume of knowledge required, the loopholes, the strange and special circumstances each individual case can bring. It takes more than a gut feeling of right and wrong to properly weigh justice, and it is counterbalanced by another side's own skills and knowledge. It's a duel of a very different sort.

[continuousgroaning]

absolutely!! maybe we can pick a few, or donate to an aquarium

i haven't been to one of those in ages

[bespin]

Is that so?
Sounds to me like the whole industry is peddling false information under the guise of "entertainment."

[h2no]

you're right. we need to burn it down at the core.

Re: te x t

[h2no]

no but i got an angry email. coward.

if this were back home, he'd challenge me to a battle. and i'd get what i wanted because i'd win.

Re: te x t

[halloflamer]

Kinda makes you sound like a bully.

[Look at this little shitstain and his smirk]

[h2no]

ugh if only i was a trillionaire :((

Re: te x t

[h2no]

noooot even touching that one

[h2no]

i just want the garbage media i consume to make sense
thats literally all

Re: te x t

[halloflamer]

[COWARD]

I'm pretty sure punching someone is still illegal back home, whether you win a battle or not.