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[extremeteenbible]

[ Those lucky enough to check the network within the first twenty minutes will see a link to a brand new Kickstarter project, raising funding to open a new Multi-Faith Center/Temple in Maurtia Falls! The pledge levels seem fairly standard... Pledge $5 you get a cool bumper sticker, $15 for a t-shirt. Pledge $50 and you can get your name carved into a pew in the temple. Pledge $150 and your name will be put on a plaque of donors at the entrance.

...Pledge $250 and you get your name on a plaque "and a bag of that dank kush"?? That can't be right...

After those first twenty minutes, however, anyone trying to visit the kickstarter page will get an error message that the project they are trying to fund is no longer available. Following the mysterious disappearance, a text post shows up on the network. ]

well APPARENTLY offering people REALLY AWESOME pledge gifts for donating to your kickstarter project is """"AGAINST THE TERMS OF SERVICE"""!!

buncha narcs.

Anyway, I'm raising money for the new Istus' ImPort Oasis, an up and coming temple in Maurtia Falls that will serve as a place for all imPorts to worship whatever deities they so choose. HMU with that $$$ if you want a t-shirt or a bumper sticker, I GUESS.

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[shittywizard]

[ Taako had already pledged an anonymous $500 before it got taken down, at least. ]

try gofundyourself instead
it doesn't look like they moderate anything posted there
i put one up to fund making taytay a snake vape, or "snape", and it raised like two grand

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[applewatcher]

I'd love to make a donation. I'll admit I'm not quite sure what you're talking about with the rest of it, but no gifts are necessary.

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[applewatcher]

We would like to donate, if you will accept it.

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[burlyboy]

We could just replace the reward with something else. I could carve them a customized duck. I make great ducks.

[ a TWO HUNDRED FIFTY DOLLAR DUCK, coming right up! ]

@BROCEIDON has donated $250

[h2no]

[he knows what he wants.]

[extremeteenbible]

yeah, maybe I'll give that a shot... I want this to be real legit, though.

[extremeteenbible]

Certainly, pal! You can make a check out to the Istus Foundation. That's I-S-T-U-S. I think it's a tax write off, too!

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[extremeteenbible]

I'm not rally interested in your blood money.

[ But building a church is expensive... ]

that said, we do accept anonymous donations

[extremeteenbible]

That's some duck... How big can you make em?

[extremeteenbible]

YOUR DONATION HAS BEEN RECEIVED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTION.

Aww, bro! you could've just asked and I woulda shared!

[h2no]

I WANTED TO SUPPORT YOUR ENDEAVOUR, TOO.

@y_katsuki has donated $15

[winningkatsudon]

[ He's not really sure why the first donation page went down (what even was dank kush?), but he's sure to send some money over once this goes up. ]

I'm not sure why the other one was taken down, but it sounded like a good idea. Good luck.

[burlyboy]

...you know, I've never tried to make 'em bigger than regular-duck sized but I bet you I could one as big as a table, at least.

I'd have to build a bigger workspace first.

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[patchricide]

Out of curiosity, what sort of deities do get worshipped here?

[extremeteenbible]

I like it! New pledge gift: your very own customized duck table! Who wouldn't want one o' those?

[extremeteenbible]

WELL THANKS, THEN! I OWE YOU SOME OF THE CHOICEST GREEN.

[extremeteenbible]

YOUR DONATION HAS BEEN RECEIVED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTION.

Thanks for helping out! What size t-shirt would you like?

[extremeteenbible]

The natives mostly seem to worship different versions of this one god who they call God (real original, right?) or Yahweh or Allah.

as for us imPorts, there's a few that I've seen. I personally worship Pan.

[h2no]

YOU SURE DO.
SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, THIS IS A REALLY NICE IDEA. I HOPE YOU CAN GET IT OFF THE GROUND. LITERALLY?

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[reexamined]

I would like to donate to the $250 tier. But I don't need the plaque.

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[extremeteenbible]

[ Squiiiiiiiiiiiint. ]

What do you even want pot for? I didn't think constructs could get high?

[ Now he's just imagining what No-3113 would be like high. Probably real high strung. ]

[reexamined]

I'm not a construct. I am a droid. And it's not for me. I have several human friends who could use the tetrahydrocannabinol.

[extremeteenbible]

[ Squinting even harder, tbh. ]

I don't know what that means. [ "Droid," or "tetrahydro-whatever." ]

But hells! If you're forking up the cash, then the stuff's yours. You want just the regular sticky icky, or do you want edibles, for your human friends? I can do that, but it'll charge you extra 'cause I gotta get another party involved.

[reexamined]

I didn't know there was a difference. Whatever is easier for human consumption.

[extremeteenbible]

Well, that depends. Have these "friends" of yours smoked before? Or are they green, to the green?