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[extremeteenbible]

[ Those lucky enough to check the network within the first twenty minutes will see a link to a brand new Kickstarter project, raising funding to open a new Multi-Faith Center/Temple in Maurtia Falls! The pledge levels seem fairly standard... Pledge $5 you get a cool bumper sticker, $15 for a t-shirt. Pledge $50 and you can get your name carved into a pew in the temple. Pledge $150 and your name will be put on a plaque of donors at the entrance.

...Pledge $250 and you get your name on a plaque "and a bag of that dank kush"?? That can't be right...

After those first twenty minutes, however, anyone trying to visit the kickstarter page will get an error message that the project they are trying to fund is no longer available. Following the mysterious disappearance, a text post shows up on the network. ]

well APPARENTLY offering people REALLY AWESOME pledge gifts for donating to your kickstarter project is """"AGAINST THE TERMS OF SERVICE"""!!

buncha narcs.

Anyway, I'm raising money for the new Istus' ImPort Oasis, an up and coming temple in Maurtia Falls that will serve as a place for all imPorts to worship whatever deities they so choose. HMU with that $$$ if you want a t-shirt or a bumper sticker, I GUESS.

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[shittywizard]

[ Taako had already pledged an anonymous $500 before it got taken down, at least. ]

try gofundyourself instead
it doesn't look like they moderate anything posted there
i put one up to fund making taytay a snake vape, or "snape", and it raised like two grand

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[applewatcher]

I'd love to make a donation. I'll admit I'm not quite sure what you're talking about with the rest of it, but no gifts are necessary.

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[applewatcher]

We would like to donate, if you will accept it.

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[burlyboy]

We could just replace the reward with something else. I could carve them a customized duck. I make great ducks.

[ a TWO HUNDRED FIFTY DOLLAR DUCK, coming right up! ]

@BROCEIDON has donated $250

[h2no]

[he knows what he wants.]

@y_katsuki has donated $15

[winningkatsudon]

[ He's not really sure why the first donation page went down (what even was dank kush?), but he's sure to send some money over once this goes up. ]

I'm not sure why the other one was taken down, but it sounded like a good idea. Good luck.

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[patchricide]

Out of curiosity, what sort of deities do get worshipped here?

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[reexamined]

I would like to donate to the $250 tier. But I don't need the plaque.

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[minorgod]

You're Merle? Ambassador Amidala said I should talk to you about this temple idea.

[ This wasn't exactly what he'd been expecting, but open minds and all that. ]

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[functusofficio]

[ She's doing quite well pretending that she isn't laughing a little. ]

I'll see about finding some sponsorship. In the meantime, I can make a donation of my own.