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[extremeteenbible]

[ Those lucky enough to check the network within the first twenty minutes will see a link to a brand new Kickstarter project, raising funding to open a new Multi-Faith Center/Temple in Maurtia Falls! The pledge levels seem fairly standard... Pledge $5 you get a cool bumper sticker, $15 for a t-shirt. Pledge $50 and you can get your name carved into a pew in the temple. Pledge $150 and your name will be put on a plaque of donors at the entrance.

...Pledge $250 and you get your name on a plaque "and a bag of that dank kush"?? That can't be right...

After those first twenty minutes, however, anyone trying to visit the kickstarter page will get an error message that the project they are trying to fund is no longer available. Following the mysterious disappearance, a text post shows up on the network. ]

well APPARENTLY offering people REALLY AWESOME pledge gifts for donating to your kickstarter project is """"AGAINST THE TERMS OF SERVICE"""!!

buncha narcs.

Anyway, I'm raising money for the new Istus' ImPort Oasis, an up and coming temple in Maurtia Falls that will serve as a place for all imPorts to worship whatever deities they so choose. HMU with that $$$ if you want a t-shirt or a bumper sticker, I GUESS.

Comments

[patchricide]

No. Why would you think so? If anything, the five paladins of Voltron were chosen as the perfect compliments to each other, both in temperament and skills, to create the most balanced team possible.

[extremeteenbible]

yeah, but aren't most adventuring parties made up of a variety of classes? Usually you've got the tank, the spellcaster, the healer (that's me)...

all paladins is just like... a buncha tanks.

[patchricide]

What? No, we aren't all tanks! That's more of the Yellow Paladin's job, if it were to belong to anyone.

See, we color-coded them to make it easy to designate their different dispositions and roles.

[extremeteenbible]

[ .......does not compute. ]

sounds fake but ok

but

why not just choose different classes?

[patchricide]

I'm still not sure what you're getting at here?

Getting named one of the Paladins of Voltron is a great honor. Especially for me, since it was my father who created them. As well as their bayards, and their robot lions.

[Slightly better perks than Smite Evil.]

[extremeteenbible]

I think something's being lost in translation here...

when you say "paladin" you just mean, like... adventurer. knight. fighter. right?