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[extremeteenbible]

[ Those lucky enough to check the network within the first twenty minutes will see a link to a brand new Kickstarter project, raising funding to open a new Multi-Faith Center/Temple in Maurtia Falls! The pledge levels seem fairly standard... Pledge $5 you get a cool bumper sticker, $15 for a t-shirt. Pledge $50 and you can get your name carved into a pew in the temple. Pledge $150 and your name will be put on a plaque of donors at the entrance.

...Pledge $250 and you get your name on a plaque "and a bag of that dank kush"?? That can't be right...

After those first twenty minutes, however, anyone trying to visit the kickstarter page will get an error message that the project they are trying to fund is no longer available. Following the mysterious disappearance, a text post shows up on the network. ]

well APPARENTLY offering people REALLY AWESOME pledge gifts for donating to your kickstarter project is """"AGAINST THE TERMS OF SERVICE"""!!

buncha narcs.

Anyway, I'm raising money for the new Istus' ImPort Oasis, an up and coming temple in Maurtia Falls that will serve as a place for all imPorts to worship whatever deities they so choose. HMU with that $$$ if you want a t-shirt or a bumper sticker, I GUESS.

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[shittywizard]

[ Taako had already pledged an anonymous $500 before it got taken down, at least. ]

try gofundyourself instead
it doesn't look like they moderate anything posted there
i put one up to fund making taytay a snake vape, or "snape", and it raised like two grand

[extremeteenbible]

yeah, maybe I'll give that a shot... I want this to be real legit, though.

[shittywizard]

whats not legit about crowdfunding on random websites?
where in mf are you thinking of building this thing anyway?

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[applewatcher]

I'd love to make a donation. I'll admit I'm not quite sure what you're talking about with the rest of it, but no gifts are necessary.

[extremeteenbible]

Certainly, pal! You can make a check out to the Istus Foundation. That's I-S-T-U-S. I think it's a tax write off, too!

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[applewatcher]

We would like to donate, if you will accept it.

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[extremeteenbible]

I'm not rally interested in your blood money.

[ But building a church is expensive... ]

that said, we do accept anonymous donations

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[burlyboy]

We could just replace the reward with something else. I could carve them a customized duck. I make great ducks.

[ a TWO HUNDRED FIFTY DOLLAR DUCK, coming right up! ]

[extremeteenbible]

That's some duck... How big can you make em?

[burlyboy]

...you know, I've never tried to make 'em bigger than regular-duck sized but I bet you I could one as big as a table, at least.

I'd have to build a bigger workspace first.

@BROCEIDON has donated $250

[h2no]

[he knows what he wants.]

[extremeteenbible]

YOUR DONATION HAS BEEN RECEIVED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTION.

Aww, bro! you could've just asked and I woulda shared!

[h2no]

I WANTED TO SUPPORT YOUR ENDEAVOUR, TOO.

@y_katsuki has donated $15

[winningkatsudon]

[ He's not really sure why the first donation page went down (what even was dank kush?), but he's sure to send some money over once this goes up. ]

I'm not sure why the other one was taken down, but it sounded like a good idea. Good luck.

[extremeteenbible]

YOUR DONATION HAS BEEN RECEIVED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTION.

Thanks for helping out! What size t-shirt would you like?

[winningkatsudon]

A medium should be fine.

What happened with the first donation page?

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[patchricide]

Out of curiosity, what sort of deities do get worshipped here?

[extremeteenbible]

The natives mostly seem to worship different versions of this one god who they call God (real original, right?) or Yahweh or Allah.

as for us imPorts, there's a few that I've seen. I personally worship Pan.

[patchricide]

Are they nice gods? Not the sort you would make sacrificial offerings to, right?

[The thing with text is that it's impossible to tell how long it took her to phrase that properly. She already ticked off one guy for suggesting he came from a primitive, backwards world. In fact...]

Forgive me, but I'm simply trying to get a better understanding of this.

[There, that should soften it more, right??]

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[reexamined]

I would like to donate to the $250 tier. But I don't need the plaque.

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[extremeteenbible]

[ Squiiiiiiiiiiiint. ]

What do you even want pot for? I didn't think constructs could get high?

[ Now he's just imagining what No-3113 would be like high. Probably real high strung. ]

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[minorgod]

You're Merle? Ambassador Amidala said I should talk to you about this temple idea.

[ This wasn't exactly what he'd been expecting, but open minds and all that. ]

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[extremeteenbible]

That's me! Merle Hitower

*Highchurch

[ Did he just typo his own name? ]

What'd miss amygdala tell you about me?

*Amidala

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[functusofficio]

[ She's doing quite well pretending that she isn't laughing a little. ]

I'll see about finding some sponsorship. In the meantime, I can make a donation of my own.

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[extremeteenbible]

I'd appreciate that a lot, Ms. Ambassador! Having some official support can really help get this thing off the ground.