fifth level; text

[extremeteenbible]

[ Those lucky enough to check the network within the first twenty minutes will see a link to a brand new Kickstarter project, raising funding to open a new Multi-Faith Center/Temple in Maurtia Falls! The pledge levels seem fairly standard... Pledge $5 you get a cool bumper sticker, $15 for a t-shirt. Pledge $50 and you can get your name carved into a pew in the temple. Pledge $150 and your name will be put on a plaque of donors at the entrance.

...Pledge $250 and you get your name on a plaque "and a bag of that dank kush"?? That can't be right...

After those first twenty minutes, however, anyone trying to visit the kickstarter page will get an error message that the project they are trying to fund is no longer available. Following the mysterious disappearance, a text post shows up on the network. ]

well APPARENTLY offering people REALLY AWESOME pledge gifts for donating to your kickstarter project is """"AGAINST THE TERMS OF SERVICE"""!!

buncha narcs.

Anyway, I'm raising money for the new Istus' ImPort Oasis, an up and coming temple in Maurtia Falls that will serve as a place for all imPorts to worship whatever deities they so choose. HMU with that $$$ if you want a t-shirt or a bumper sticker, I GUESS.

Comments

[winningkatsudon]

You can't just GIVE OUT medicinal weed without a prescription????

[extremeteenbible]

I'M A CLERIC. healing people is what I do!

[winningkatsudon]

Do you have a license to practice medicine?

[extremeteenbible]

IIIIIIIiiiii have a license!

A license from GOD.

[winningkatsudon]

That's not the same thing!

You can't mess with people's health like that!

[extremeteenbible]

oh YEAH??
how many people have YOU healed?!

[winningkatsudon]

I'm a figure skater! I'm not pretending to be a doctor!

[extremeteenbible]

i never said I was a doctor
I'm a C L E R I C .

[winningkatsudon]

What is that even supposed to be?

[extremeteenbible]

A cleric is a warrior, ordained by the gods to channel their divine magic into the domain of their choice.

as a Life Domain cleric, I promote vitality and health through healing the sick and wounded, caring for those in need, and driving away the forces of death and undeath.

[winningkatsudon]

Basically, you're a spiritual healer.

[ If there is any way to show how unimpressed he is through text, it still wouldn't be enough. ]

[extremeteenbible]

well. saying it like that kinda takes away some of the PIZAZZ

but yeah, basically.

[winningkatsudon]

Then you still have no business messing with people's health!

[extremeteenbible]

ain't you listening?
that's literally What I Do.

[winningkatsudon]

Do you even know how the human body WORKS?

[ He's a figure skater. He's done way more research on nutrition and health than he cares to admit. Hearing someone say they can handle things by "the grace of god" just fries every bit of patience he has. ]

[ He wants his $15 back. ]

[extremeteenbible]

I know enough! I know the blood and bones gotta stay on the inside and the skin's gotta stay on the outside! the rest, Pan takes care of!

[winningkatsudon]

[ ...did... did he seriously just...? ]

[ Yuuri needs a moment, letting out an exasperated groan. ]

That is completely not how a medical professional should act. You're a sham.

[extremeteenbible]

I'm a cleric, kid.
I dunno what you want from me.

[winningkatsudon]

My money back.
I'm not supporting this.
You're dangerous.

[extremeteenbible]

[ He could argue that Istus' Import Oasis has nothing to do with marijuana or his healing, but he's too tired to get into another argument. ]

YOUR DONATION HAS BEEN REFUNDED.

[ And then, a second later, ]

USER CLERICOFPAN HAS BLOCKED USER Y_KATSUKI.