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[imaphantomthief]

Seriously?!

When am I now? I’m getting whiplash. What the hell.

Who decided in the future/past all the social media was on the same site? How do you find the funny videos? Where’s the music? Wait is it just for heroes?

Oh yeah anyone seen a pony? It was around #14 somewhere...

Actually so were my pants. Does this happen a lot? Do I need to stash pants around town just in case?

[Someone got ported in and out for the first time. And figured out (sort of) the network for the first time.

And apparently set a pony loose in Heropa? Sorry about that. At least it wasn’t a voice post?]

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[lempereur]

Oh, you're back.

Do you remember me from Tokyo yet?

[imaphantomthief]

Yeah why didn’t you tell me you were such a creep?

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[lempereur]

I do not have time for you to throw abuse at me today.

Are you caught up with everything?

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[motorcycle_noises]

[ Oh, it's that guy who got into a pie fight with Eikichi. ]

Pretty sure it's just for heroes, yeah.

[imaphantomthief]

Ok that’s kinda cool.

[motorcycle_noises]

It's pretty cool, yeah.
Anyway, you seem confused. Did you run up against the Porter?

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[girlybruiser]

You're back!

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[girlybruiser]

Please don't say such things about Yusuke-kun.

[imaphantomthief]

Did he get better by the time you get there or something?

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[codeoracle]

What the hell Ryuji?


Also, don't question the network. This place is backward with tech. It's depressing.

[imaphantomthief]

What the hell what? It was an accident!

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[urbanwhizkid]

Do you lose your pants often?

[imaphantomthief]

They’re not lost I just don’t have the key.

[Like that’ll stop a thief from getting in.]

[crimeboy]

Wait

Are you running around without pants?

[imaphantomthief]

Dude. No.

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[ghoulking]

There is still the internet. You can access it through the communicator.

Are you without your pants...?

[imaphantomthief]

No! That’s not what I meant. I had another pair.

[It’s like you have to be careful how you word things in public or something.]

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[eloquentness]

Did you own said horse, or were you just looking after it for someone?

[ priorities, Iris has them. ]

[imaphantomthief]

I dunno it came from a pie fight?

[Legalities, not the forte of thieves. Sorry, Iris.]

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[stylistic_disloyalty]

If you do end up stashing pants around town, let me know where.

[So she can fuss with this clearly foolproof plan.]

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[imaphantomthief]

Uh. Ok. Might not be your size tho.

[Why else would she need to know where his pants are?]

[beautiful_monster]

Why the hell did you have a pony?

And no pants? What the fuck?

[imaphantomthief]

Pie fight. And I’m wearing pants! I had extras.

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[sleight_of_hand]

Yeesh, about time you showed back up.

You have any idea how much everyone was worried about you, kid?

[imaphantomthief]

I was just here!

Wait you guys were worried? Why? Is it bad to get bounced? Is there something they’re not telling us? You’re kinda freaking me out.