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八百万百 ✨ Yaoyorozu Momo ([personal profile] recommendations) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2018-05-11 06:53 am

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[ There's a series of ads that have been featured on many hip social media outlets lately: Bwitter, Rumblr, Instagraham— all featuring a curvaceous young model with sleek, shiny, and voluminous black hair. There are sweeping violins in the background, rose petals everywhere, and some smooth-talking salesperson detailing the organic health properties of the trendy new shampoo and conditioner formula called: Brillianse! ]


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[ The commercials promise softer, sleeker hair that lasts up to 48 hours on a single wash, with a scent that will catch the attention of all those you pass by. The model beams and flips her hair over her shoulder effortlessly, playing the perfect part of a shampoo commercial actress.

Buy Brillianse! Only $12.99 in select stores now! But don't take our word for it! Momo Yaoyorozu says it's BRILLIANT! Brillianse! ]




[ Later, on the network, a cautious text post appears... ]


How do you know when you've made a good career decision?
fource: (we can't afford to be innocent)

[personal profile] fource 2018-05-11 11:27 am (UTC)(link)
I thought you did very well in the shampoo ad! Is that why you're worried?

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[personal profile] battysitter 2018-05-11 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
If you like what you are doing, then it's a good career decision, no?
fource: (ninety nine ministers meet)

[personal profile] fource 2018-05-11 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Does the shampoo actually work? And would you recommend it? If so, I wouldn't overthink it.
forgeabettertomorrow: (I don't really get it but...)

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[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2018-05-12 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Thats easy

youve made a good decision when work doesnt feel like work and you go to bed feeling satisfied with yourself

also asking if you made the right choice is kind of a tip off

at least thats how it sounds to me
explosivo: (death penalty is totally badass)

[personal profile] explosivo 2018-05-13 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
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If they're paying you an assload for this sellout shit
I don't even know if that's worth it
explosivo: (experimental band theoretically good)

[personal profile] explosivo 2018-05-14 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Do I need to kill them until more money falls out?
explosivo: (bark bark bark)

[personal profile] explosivo 2018-05-14 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Then they're being cheap bastards just trying to screw you over for fucking SHAMPOO COMMERCIALS
forgeabettertomorrow: (Don't fail me now beautiful wings)

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2018-05-14 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
well what have you been trained for? Theres gotta be plenty of work out there if youve been trained for it

[personal profile] battysitter 2018-05-14 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Why are you doing it, then?
fehus: ✺ fehus. (by his hair like a weed.)

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[personal profile] fehus 2018-05-17 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
i think it's probably one of those "if you gotta ask" moments...?
fource: (and I'm floating in a most peculiar way)

[personal profile] fource 2018-05-19 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd say it's better to be in the spotlight for a business decision than for other reasons. You're not advocating for a bad product or doing anything unethical, right?
fource: (focusing it on the sky)

[personal profile] fource 2018-05-19 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Then you have nothing to be ashamed of.
fource: (what do they know about us?)

[personal profile] fource 2018-05-19 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course, if you still feel uncertain later, you should reconsider. All businesses have spokespeople, though. It's really not unusual.

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