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八百万百 ✨ Yaoyorozu Momo ([personal profile] recommendations) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2018-05-11 06:53 am

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[ There's a series of ads that have been featured on many hip social media outlets lately: Bwitter, Rumblr, Instagraham— all featuring a curvaceous young model with sleek, shiny, and voluminous black hair. There are sweeping violins in the background, rose petals everywhere, and some smooth-talking salesperson detailing the organic health properties of the trendy new shampoo and conditioner formula called: Brillianse! ]


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[ The commercials promise softer, sleeker hair that lasts up to 48 hours on a single wash, with a scent that will catch the attention of all those you pass by. The model beams and flips her hair over her shoulder effortlessly, playing the perfect part of a shampoo commercial actress.

Buy Brillianse! Only $12.99 in select stores now! But don't take our word for it! Momo Yaoyorozu says it's BRILLIANT! Brillianse! ]




[ Later, on the network, a cautious text post appears... ]


How do you know when you've made a good career decision?
fource: (we can't afford to be innocent)

[personal profile] fource 2018-05-11 11:27 am (UTC)(link)
I thought you did very well in the shampoo ad! Is that why you're worried?
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[personal profile] fource 2018-05-11 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Does the shampoo actually work? And would you recommend it? If so, I wouldn't overthink it.
fource: (and I'm floating in a most peculiar way)

[personal profile] fource 2018-05-19 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd say it's better to be in the spotlight for a business decision than for other reasons. You're not advocating for a bad product or doing anything unethical, right?

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[personal profile] battysitter 2018-05-11 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
If you like what you are doing, then it's a good career decision, no?

[personal profile] battysitter 2018-05-14 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Why are you doing it, then?

[personal profile] battysitter 2018-05-21 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
training for? For what?

I don't know about experience, though. I hear when we go back, you forget everything.

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forgeabettertomorrow: (I don't really get it but...)

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[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2018-05-12 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Thats easy

youve made a good decision when work doesnt feel like work and you go to bed feeling satisfied with yourself

also asking if you made the right choice is kind of a tip off

at least thats how it sounds to me
forgeabettertomorrow: (Don't fail me now beautiful wings)

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2018-05-14 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
well what have you been trained for? Theres gotta be plenty of work out there if youve been trained for it
forgeabettertomorrow: (I don't really get it but...)

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2018-05-21 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
oh youre part of that class of heroes too?? Ive heard of that

if thats the case why not supplement your job with more hero like things??

like going on routine patrols? Get yourself out there and endear yourself to the locals

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explosivo: (death penalty is totally badass)

[personal profile] explosivo 2018-05-13 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
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If they're paying you an assload for this sellout shit
I don't even know if that's worth it
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[personal profile] explosivo 2018-05-14 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Do I need to kill them until more money falls out?
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[personal profile] explosivo 2018-05-14 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Then they're being cheap bastards just trying to screw you over for fucking SHAMPOO COMMERCIALS
fehus: ✺ fehus. (by his hair like a weed.)

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[personal profile] fehus 2018-05-17 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
i think it's probably one of those "if you gotta ask" moments...?
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[personal profile] fehus 2018-05-19 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
there's always running away from your job and joining the circus.
fehus: ✺ fehus. (brother i'm just trying to get by.)

[personal profile] fehus 2018-05-19 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
that's my career advice tapped out.

can i ask what your job is?

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