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[ There's a series of ads that have been featured on many hip social media outlets lately: Bwitter, Rumblr, Instagraham— all featuring a curvaceous young model with sleek, shiny, and voluminous black hair. There are sweeping violins in the background, rose petals everywhere, and some smooth-talking salesperson detailing the organic health properties of the trendy new shampoo and conditioner formula called: Brillianse! ]





[ The commercials promise softer, sleeker hair that lasts up to 48 hours on a single wash, with a scent that will catch the attention of all those you pass by. The model beams and flips her hair over her shoulder effortlessly, playing the perfect part of a shampoo commercial actress.

Buy Brillianse! Only $12.99 in select stores now! But don't take our word for it! Momo Yaoyorozu says it's BRILLIANT! Brillianse! ]

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[ Later, on the network, a cautious text post appears... ]

How do you know when you've made a good career decision?

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Did you find someone to work with? I'm glad.

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Yes! Midoriya-san and I have been patrolling with Batman in De Chima.

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Oh, I've heard of Batman! I think he's one of the more well-known heroes. I work in De Chima, so if I see you, I'll try to wave.

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[ If only either of them knew they were talking about different Batmen. ]

Yes, he has been instrumental in teaching us the ways heroes can make a difference in this world!

I will keep a lookout for you!

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[Congratulations, Batmen, you've successfully fooled a few teenagers.]

That's great! I've always figured that there's no point in doing anything here that doesn't leave this world for the better.

Do you know where the Hounds for Hurting Hearts building is? When we're not out in the parks, we're usually outside the headquarters, so either way I should be easy to spot.