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[photophobic]

[ It's another rare appearance on the Network from this sullen-looking asshole, somehow managing to look inappropriately menacing when sat on his couch. He leans forward to address the camera with a stiff, mildly irritable scowl, his eyes dark, his gaze unsettlingly steady and intense... ]

I am considering a visit to the "Otherworldly Aquarium" in Heropa. The facility is open to the public from 9am until 11pm daily, but experiences its highest volume of activity between 11am and 2pm on weekdays, extending to 4pm on weekends.

[ His eyes narrow slightly. He used the terms correctly, he's mostly certain, but he's still not entirely sure it makes any sense for saturday and sunday to be excluded from the term 'week days' even if they are also 'week ends'-- but none of that annoyance is relevant now. ]

I will be visiting during a lull in activity to take full advantage of the calming effect.
Should anyone wish to join me, there are 'perks' that come into play when visiting the facility in groups. With sufficient numbers we could arrange for complete control.
Uninterrupted and unlimited access to everything the facility has to offer.

[ It.... almost feels like he should be shaking a gloved fist at the camera for some reason?
But he cuts the feed abruptly instead. ]

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[fettering]

fish are great
but puppies are better

[photophobic]

They are different.
The aquarium is the opportunity to explore an environment otherwise unwelcoming. To discover the creatures that live in places hostile to us, to uncover their secrets.

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[jadus]

I will go.

Marr will inevitably follow me.

[photophobic]

[ Well. This is an odd context for a first introduction but--

He observes curiously for a moment, then nods.]

Then you and Marr are welcome to join me. I have yet to decide on a date and time.

[hardboyled]

[The longest, most strangled of gasps!

It's okay, it just means he's excited.]

We should totally buy it out for a few hours!

[photophobic]

[ Kylo smiles. A long, slow, slightly sinister smile. He can't help it- that's just how his face does excitement. ]

Yes. We should. You will come, of course. And your friends?

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[justbeingknife]

Shit, we're rentin' out the aquarium? Count me in. How much ya askin' us to put up?

[ This man did not look like someone who should be visiting aquariums. He looked like the sort of man who was politely asked not to visit aquariums, but #yolo.
He was going to see some goddamn penguins or something and no one was going to stop him. ]

[photophobic]

[ Does anyone in here look like they should be visiting anything? Kylo observes curiously- apparently, securing exclusive access to a facility such as this one had been achieved in the past... ]

I have yet to determine the cost. It will likely depend on our numbers- though I am not above other methods of coercion if necessary.

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[dun_moch]

I would be interested in attending this visit.

[Beat.]

If you would have me.

[photophobic]

You are welcome to join me, Dooku.
I have no quarrel with you.

[ What's a lightsaber duel, a bifurcated bodyguard, a little light Force-lightning torture and Force alone knows how many nefarious schemes and attempts at manipulation between... fellow travellers of the path that winds through the darkness, after all. ]

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[halfblaked]

Oh, you want to relax? Find some kind of calm?

Do aquariums do that? For you, I mean.

[photophobic]

[ Of course. David doesn't like people looking at his face, does he? Kylo doesn't mind. He responds in kind. ]

We all like to relax, don't we?

I'm not certain how effective the aquarium might be- but I always have more... tried and tested methods to fall back on.

[ Yes, that is a slow smile spreading into his voice. ]

If I should find the experience unsatisfying.

[morethan084]

Or you could just get a fish tank for your house?

[What? Who doesn't appreciate sarcasm?]

Easier to take full advantage of the calming effect and you just have to pay once for the fish and tank.

[photophobic]

[ Well. Kylo doesn't mind sass. As long as he doesn't feel mocked. Which he doesn't. So.
He stares, a smirk tugging at the corner of his mouth.]

I could. But it would be much more expensive to construct, plant and populate a 750,000 gallon tank than to visit the aquarium.

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[prophesiedone]

[He looks...intrigued? Concerned? Something in-between? Kylo, honey, what are you planning and why?]

Do you like...fish?

[photophobic]

[ oh hey gramps. Nothing to worry about here, just your unstable, directionless grandson trying something new?
He shrugs slightly. Maybe... he's a little embarrassed? It's hard to tell. ]

I like discovering new things. If we are to live in this world, we should experience everything it has to offer.
How will we know what we like unless we try it.

[pickledturncoat]

[Sinjir recognizes the name attached to this transmission, having already heard about big bad Kylo Ren from both Leia and Poe. And he'd been so cute as a baby bump, too.]

You want to take control of an aquarium? The fish need an overlord, do they?

[photophobic]

[ Cute? Sounds fake but okay.
Kylo leans forward just a little further. ]

Do you think if I wanted to install myself as Supreme Leader of the Otherworldly Aquarium, I would be asking the Network to join me? Or even considering the facility's opening hours?

No. I'm interested in ensuring my visit is a pleasant one. Nothing more.

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[fauxmarth]

[WOW lots of intense, scowly boys lately! doing nice things! like.......reading a business' shop hours....to the network..........as if he's....planning global fish conquest.............


boys are weird.

still, Lucina smiles, encouraged by what seems to be a noble attempt (or just a really bad line reading a la her cousin):]

What a lovely idea. Another member of our community was just speaking of that place! It must be quite popular.

Have you been there before already?

[photophobic]

[ Boys are weird. But Kylo seems to be in a relatively good mood, at the moment. For a given value of 'good'. ]

According to its Website, lines of people wanting to gain access can extend onto the street during specific holidays. But no. I learned of its existence only a few days ago.

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[lesterzeppelin]

[ He's got a feeling this is going to end terribly, just from how this guy's talking about it. Who wants to dominate an aquarium, much less one in Florida... ]

Sure. [ Might as well watch it and record it when it all inevitably goes to Hades, right? ] How much are we expected to pitch in?

[photophobic]

It will likely depend on the size of our party, but I am confident I can secure us a favourable agreement.
Have you visited an aquarium in the past?

[am_i_a_monster]

Uninterrupted and unlimited access sounds like an advertising line. There must be employee only areas. Stuff they don't want anyone to see. There's always limits.

[She pauses for a moment]

I think I'd like to go. Do you know how the animals and fish are treated?

[photophobic]

The wording refers to the various exhibits and activities on offer. Some of these usually require an additional fee. Though I'm certain I could persuade the staff to allow us to see the employee only areas if that is something you are interested in.

[ ...what? What's the point of Force abilities if you can't use them to manipulate aquarium staff?!? ]

The website holds some information on the treatment of the creatures in the care of the facility, but Isee no reason why any questions you have couldn't be delivered in person.

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[functusofficio]

I think it likely I'll be at work when you go, but this sounds like it will be enjoyable for everyone.

Perhaps I can take some time off, depending on when it's arranged for.

[photophobic]

I'll give you as much advance warning as I can.
Perhaps, if you are unable to attend, we can arrange a visit of our own at a later time. I thought you might find it interesting to learn about the aquatic life of this planet. Considering the nature of your own.

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[aberrant_type]

Are strange, grotesque, amazing creatures present at this Otherworldly Aquarium?

[photophobic]

According to the facility's website, the Otherworldly Aquarium is home to a vast array of aquatic creatures. But as it is open to the public, I don't imagine many of them are dangerous.

Do you have 'jelly fish' where you are from?

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[subroutined]

[ Ash puts on the English accent associated with his 'Hux' profile to talk to Kylo. ]

I would like to attend. I've never been to an aquarium.

[photophobic]

[ Well, that is... still a little creepy. One Hux on the sofa with him, another on his comm. Ash's impression seems to be improving- but as far as Kylo understands it, the accuracy depends on as much input as possible. Trial and error. So... ]

You're welcome to join us. Is there any exhibit in particular you have an interest in?

[pummelgranite]

[ Look at this beautiful and perfect boy. ]

R there sharks?

[photophobic]

[ He absolutely should not smile at seeing that Persephone has replied. Nope.
But he does.

And he checks before responding. ]

Yes. Many different species of shark. Also octopus, rays, jellyfish. Turtles.

[vanto]

Are you planning a takeover of the aquarium?

[photophobic]

[ He's been asked that question already and been annoyed by it, but... when Eli asks, he can't help but be amused. ]

I'm considering it. For an evening. Care to join me?