ʍ 🌙 ᴍɪᴅɴɪɢʜᴛᴇʀ (
heliophilic) wrote in
maskormenace2018-05-15 12:06 am
004 🌙 VIDEO | FT. 🖕 ANDY
[ Andy and M are sitting beside each other on M’s sofa with Dragprawn, M’s bright red robotic shrimp draped across M’s shoulders. Andy is, unsurprisingly, puffing away on an already dwindling cigarette. For his part, M is staring into the camera looking serious, but incredibly smug. ]
To our dear, dear friends who have told us, on more than one occasion, that we should “get a hobby”: Andy and I would like you to know that we’ve heard you, and to make you stop “suggesting” it to us, we want you all to know that we’ve started a little club.
[ With a dramatic flourish that would make Vanna White proud, M holds up a pair of knitting needles. ]
Specifically, a knitting club. We sat down and had a whole big heart-to-heart, and for a while there we debated between knitting or the lost art of whittling chicken bones into tiny shivs, but we figured the latter defeated the purpose of “relaxing” and so sadly knitting won.
[ Is he serious? Is he kidding? The world may never know, because M’s face betrays nothing. Andy is only slightly less subtle — the corner of her mouth quirks up. She lifts up two bundles of yarn: One is rainbow, the other is metallic gold. ]
“Knitting club” also sounds a lot less shady than “shiv-making club.” [ Her voice goes wry: ] We’re accepting applications from anybody who knows their ass-end from a knitting needle. Fair warning: No guarantee that the needles don’t end up getting used as shivs anyway.
[ M finally grins. ]
Because we have to have our fun too.
To our dear, dear friends who have told us, on more than one occasion, that we should “get a hobby”: Andy and I would like you to know that we’ve heard you, and to make you stop “suggesting” it to us, we want you all to know that we’ve started a little club.
[ With a dramatic flourish that would make Vanna White proud, M holds up a pair of knitting needles. ]
Specifically, a knitting club. We sat down and had a whole big heart-to-heart, and for a while there we debated between knitting or the lost art of whittling chicken bones into tiny shivs, but we figured the latter defeated the purpose of “relaxing” and so sadly knitting won.
[ Is he serious? Is he kidding? The world may never know, because M’s face betrays nothing. Andy is only slightly less subtle — the corner of her mouth quirks up. She lifts up two bundles of yarn: One is rainbow, the other is metallic gold. ]
“Knitting club” also sounds a lot less shady than “shiv-making club.” [ Her voice goes wry: ] We’re accepting applications from anybody who knows their ass-end from a knitting needle. Fair warning: No guarantee that the needles don’t end up getting used as shivs anyway.
[ M finally grins. ]
Because we have to have our fun too.

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this thread is foreshadowing logan and william's inevitable ineffective old west shootout
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[Because of course Magnus knits.]
I've dabbled, but I decided that I should get more serious in my pursuit of hobbies.
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[People should know by now that he's 100% cruelty free.
To animals.]
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[Have one of the most bored looking men on the planet.]
... And makes shivs.
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[M sends a text attachment of the following picture:
We could actually use a member who knows how to knit.
I'm M, this is Andy. And you are...?
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she's smiling, but also...squinting. what are you two up to.]
I must be honest: I would've never pegged either of you as the sort to gravitate toward knitting. If that's how this venture is to truly go, that is.
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[They're the picture of innocence, Lucina!]
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Is that going to be you?
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Uh.
[ where does he even begin... ]
What made you even decide on knitting in the first place?
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What, you don't think it's an appropriate hobby for an old lady like me?
[ Might be an inside joke. Lester is one of the few people that have a real sense of how old she actually is. ]
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For your information, I've been knitting for years.
Hasn't anyone ever taught you not to judge a book by its cover?
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That's what we thought too. I take it you're also a knitter?
["Also." Like he actually knits.]
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This sounds wholesome.
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Wholesome is absolutely a word I would use to describe myself and my colleague.
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