( video ) » when death comes, you should be heaven's obsession

[divaricate]

✖ OOC NOTE: Spoilers for MCU's Avengers: Infinity War will be in this post. If you're still avoiding spoilers, don't click the cut below. ✖

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[Wanda is chilling on a high rooftop of a building in Maurtia Falls for this video, her device, as usual, levitated by her telekinetic powers; her hair is several shades lighter than her natural dark brown; there's a new scrape on that cuts across the left edge of her forehead and almost down to her eye, the wound still rather raw looking. A few other various scrapes on her face and arms/hands.

Those are the most noticeable changes on her, save for the fact that she also looks two years older ... which, thanks to her previous time bullshit here, she guesses makes her older here than back home. Whatever, that's too much numbers and math thinking for now because she also happens to be more than halfway to tipsy on a bottle of plum rakija. She's earned it, okay.]

So, when you get ported back into this world when the last thing you remember in your home world was dying, is there a membership card for that here? Because I'm thinking we should start a team.

[That's a lot of cynical, sardonic humor in that. Honestly, fuck teams at this point.

And another large drink from her glass before: ]

Also, none of you from universes similar to my own thought of mentioning 'hey by the way there's this ugly purple crazy being named Thanos who is a god damn piece of work' -- which in itself is an understatement by the most massive amounts, but you get the idea -- thanks.

[Not like she'd remember the heads-up when porting back into her universe, but look, let her be salty for a second.

Another drink, finishing off her glass. She gives it a sharp look before red wisps circle it and shatter it into several pieces which fall to the ground. Then she grabs the bottle and starts drinking from it.]

I'm assuming since half of this world doesn't look to be obliterated, the past... however the hell long I was gone -- [she knows it's only been a day, but she doesn't care to state that; not for any reason other than just more details to spit out] -- here have been nicer than my two years I just lived through in my universe?

[Ha. Wanda, out. The feed cuts off suddenly at that moment, with no outro.]