nauþiz | text ✺ Did anybody Arthurize this? Joust asking.

[fehus]

hey gregslisting 3 tickets to a thing w/ +1s included


does anyone wanna go to a rennfaire next thurs?

edit: it's just a regular rennfaire i don't know why the ticket looks like this.

edit2: i mean i'm pretty sure

edit3: it is weird that it's on a thurs isn't it

Comments

[pocketfulof]

Well, duh. I still know that some events would be 18+ if they were "inappropriate" for general audiences.

[fehus]

I know. I just can't believe how camp counselor you and Annabeth still are in another universe. The guys from my floor would have been hooting dick jokes already.

[pocketfulof]

Dick jokes get old when you hear them from a bunch of 12-13-year-olds for a week straight.

[fehus]

Hahaha. Oh, man. I'm glad there's no Frey cabin. Hahah. That sucks.

[pocketfulof]

Hermes kids were the worst. Okay, no. Ares cabin was the worst with the jokes. Hermes followed it up with pranks.

Protip: preteens are the worst with prophylactics, which are definitely not meant to be used as water balloons.

[fehus]

[he laughs at the mental image, and also at]

I don't think anyone over the age of 40 has said "prophylactics" to me?

[...]

Actually I don't think anyone at any age has. I died before getting to Sex Ed.

[pocketfulof]

Just because I use the technical term...[He's dating a 90-year-old teenager. Let him live.]

To be honest...I might count you lucky on that one. Sex Ed is an awkward experience all around.

[fehus]

I think I'd rather watch a condom go on a banana than be locked in eternal battle?

[fehus]

-- Sorry, a prophylactic.

[pocketfulof]

[Cue snort of laughter.] Funny.

Look, the whole banana thing? Not a typical experience. A lot of places just rely on shock value with pictures of genitals inflicted with syphilis and...a number of other STIs.

[fehus]

Is that what Apollo cabin does?

[pocketfulof]

"A lot of places" does not include Apollo cabin. We're the type to go the practical demonstration route.

[fehus]

Uhhhh -- ? That... can't mean what I think it means?

[he's seen some slutty amphoras in books, but this, really?]

[pocketfulof]

Wait...what? [3...2...1...aaaand]

What. No. [Magnus PLEASE.]

[ambasciatore]

Wow.

[pocketfulof]

Not. A. Word.

[ambasciatore]

Or a demonstration, apparently.

[fehus]

Uhhhh.

[ambasciatore]

Hey Magnus.

[pocketfulof]

Did you just?

[Nico, please.]

[ambasciatore]

Yep.

[fehus]

That's how you made it sound! I don't know what Greeks are into.

[pocketfulof]

I mean if you're talking ancient Greek you might be on the right track...But. No.

Just...no.

[fehus]

Well I wouldn't know!

[pocketfulof]

Well...now you do?