nauþiz | text ✺ Did anybody Arthurize this? Joust asking.

[fehus]

hey gregslisting 3 tickets to a thing w/ +1s included


does anyone wanna go to a rennfaire next thurs?

edit: it's just a regular rennfaire i don't know why the ticket looks like this.

edit2: i mean i'm pretty sure

edit3: it is weird that it's on a thurs isn't it

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[quickfingers]

you're like
putting out toucan food right
for her.

[shadowglitter]

"toucan food"

Do you mean fruit? Do you mean fruit, you idiot?
I haul baskets of finest, freshest produce up to the queen's spire twice a day. She's taken care of. Just illusive.

[quickfingers]

listen, i was worried i was going to have to tell you she doesn't eat froot loops, ok

bc that would've been my guess before actual fruit
probably

[shadowglitter]

Do you remember when you told me froot loops were made from toucans and I cried? Or did I dream that?

[quickfingers]

they are made from toucans tho
you know that right

[shadowglitter]

Th

[shadowglitter]

Wh?

[quickfingers]

okay
so they're not made of toucans




just the deformed babies that dont hatch

[shadowglitter]

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Quit it? I have a sensitive spirit. This black and weary soul carries with it the tender fears of a poet. I don't want this.

[quickfingers]

Why else did you think froot loops were so crunchy? Baby bird bones.

[shadowglitter]

I'LL TELL MAGNUS

[quickfingers]

crunnnnnnnchy baaaaby biiiiird boones

[fehus]

you're upsetting him!!

[quickfingers]

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