nauþiz | text ✺ Did anybody Arthurize this? Joust asking.

[fehus]

hey gregslisting 3 tickets to a thing w/ +1s included


does anyone wanna go to a rennfaire next thurs?

edit: it's just a regular rennfaire i don't know why the ticket looks like this.

edit2: i mean i'm pretty sure

edit3: it is weird that it's on a thurs isn't it

Comments

[areou]

you mean you wouldn't knock up wood

( clarisse..... shut up....... )

[fehus]

holy sif no. they'd be barking up the wrong tree.

[areou]

you really don't beat around the bush do you
the dryads will be so dissappointed

( see what she did there )

[fehus]

it's the responsible thing to do. i don't wanna love them and leaf them.

[areou]

i hate to admit this but
you're oak-kay chase
still an idiot but we can't all be geniuses

[fehus]

thanks. i knew your bark was worse than your bite.

[areou]

yeah yeah shut it

( she has a Reputation to uphold ok )

[fehus]

fuck. i used bark twice anyway. nvm you win

[fehus]

who are sherman and mark?

[areou]

( clarisse 1 magnus 0 )

the least obnoxious of my demigod brothers
which might be giving them too much credit but
sherman took over as counselor when i left
camp hasn't exploded so i guess he's doing alright

[fehus]

[there should be a lot more numbers after that number for Clarisse]

are you going to college in new rome too back home?

[areou]

fuck no
university of arizona

[fehus]

is that secretly a demigod university

[areou]

no?

[fehus]

oh. what keeps you from being attacked by monsters in the middle of the quad?

[areou]

probably the constant stench of alcohol and weed and male body odor that permeates the frat house
or maybe monsters these days prefer picking on demigods who haven't finished high school
fuck if i know

[fehus]

i guess preteens are depressingly easier prey.

what's college like? besides the male body odor.