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[areou]

( these texts seem like they should be going to just one person (who might that person be? it is a mystery), but it's late and she might have had a few really strong drinks, so. just go with it. )

name one fucking hero who could beat achilles
i fucking dare you
achilles could take on anyone
even heracles
like you know that arrow only hit him bc apollo couldn't keep his grubby little hands to himself
can't show up to a birthday party
but he'll help murder the greatest hero of our time

( listen she just has strong feelings about achilles ok. it has nothing to do with the fact that she definitely pulled an achilles once. let's not talk about that. )

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[sanguinespell]

thor

[areou]

( she's just gonna pretend she meant to send this to the network ok cool no one call her out on this )

thor's not a hero he's a god
that doesn't fucking count

[baphlement]

What about
Clarisse

[sanguinespell]

i weirdly don't doubt this

[areou]

( there is a very long pause while she is taken aback and considers this. way to feed directly into her ego. )

i mean yeah
i could totally take him

( the single shred of humility in her body recognizes that's one fight she probably wouldn't win, but that's not the point, and she's not about to admit that to anyone. besides, the opportunity to fight achilles would be like a fucking willy wonka golden ticket. once in a lifetime. )

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[fehus]

a really vindictive shoe salesman?

[he's also sorry he's like this clarisse]

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[fettering]

also prob a chihuahua

[ being "ankle biters" and all. ]

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[setmatch]

Patroclus

[areou]

( ........ first of all, how dare you )

well
i guess you're not wrong

( but it still hits a little too close to home. )

[killtime]

all those guys were a bunch of clumsy meatheads

[areou]

excuse me
you wanna try rephrasing that

( DO U KNOW HOW DEEP THIS OFFENSE IS )

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[sleight_of_hand]

Hey c'mon.

It's not Apollo's fault Achilles was so easily brought to a heel.

[ HE REGRETS NOTHING. ]

[areou]

( yOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY ADACHI BUT YOU'RE NOT )

it's definitely his fault
paris was a coward who didn't deserve to take achilles down

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[athnvas]

[ . . . . . . . ]

Did you forget to private this?

[ don't make her answer this honestly. ]

[areou]

no

( yes. )

it's a perfectly legitimate question

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[fehus]

lol

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[stretchy_girl]

According to the stories Odysseus was way smarter than Achilles.

[areou]

so
i kick my smarter friends asses all the time

( well, okay, only some of the time. )

[ambasciatore]

Only nobody cares.

[ enjoy his terrible joke. ]

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[leyed]

hector

[areou]

1. false
2. you remember achilles destroyed hector send dragged his dead body on his chariot outside the walls of troy right

[craftpunk]

Anyone with patience and decent aim? I'm sure the guy stands still semi-occasionally.

[areou]

so a coward
do you know how hard it is to stab someone in the heel mid-battle

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[recommendations]

Achilles may have been the best in the Greek era, but All Might is the number one hero of modern times!

[areou]

who

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[thirdstrike]

if hes the greatest hero of our time how come ive never herd of him
was this on tv or sumthing

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[areou]

( carl.............. )

how have you never heard of the trojan war