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Herr Klaus Helmut Starr ([personal profile] herrstory) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2018-06-08 11:54 pm

004 | Video (Backdated to 11:05pm Tuesday June 5th)

[ Starr kicks off the video in Chilton's office, sitting at his desk. Chilton's nameplate has been replaced with another one reading: Dr. Herr K. Starr ]

It seems Doctor Chilton has ported out. So until further notice, I will be taking over the Maurtia Falls Psychiatric Hospital for Abnormal Conditions. Staff is to immediately report to me for evaluation and policy updates.

For the time being, we will not be accepting patients unless in the most dire of circumstances -- in which case, I will be able to implement shock therapy. In my humble opinion, such therapy does work best when placed upon ones genitals, but I will leave that up to the patient.

[ He pulls out a notepad, puts on Chilton's reading glasses, and picks up an entirely too fancy pen. ]

Now simply because we will not immediately be taking patients does not mean we cannot get you in the system. So let's start this with the basic question most psychiatrists are sure to ask: what is your deepest, darkest sexual fantasy?
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[personal profile] grandtheftequine 2018-06-11 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
There's no accounting for taste.
youresovein: (we're just here to eat some dude.)

video (late, but i had to)

[personal profile] youresovein 2018-06-11 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Doctor Chilton? [ affronted: ] But we had a date.

video

[personal profile] granddevil 2018-06-11 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd say "both", at this point.
devoutish: (put your money where your mouth is)

voice;

[personal profile] devoutish 2018-06-12 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
[oh



oh, gross]


If I ever find myself in need of psychiatric care, mate - remind me to have it done somewhere other than your hospital, eh? I'm sure you understand.
slightlyoffchilt: (Unsure.)

voice;

[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2018-06-12 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
I do hold sessions in locations that might be more comfortable for the patient. For the record.

[Like bars.

Highly unorthodox.
]
devoutish: (I always give 110%)

voice;

[personal profile] devoutish 2018-06-12 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Street corners? Alleyways?
bragnificent: (🌟 ⦄ 066)

VIDEO.

[personal profile] bragnificent 2018-06-12 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
I'm at the front desk! I'm literally the first person you see every day. How the hell are you gonna run a hospital if you don't even know who works there?
thirdstrike: (♣ but then i'll be ready; are you ready?)

VOICE.

[personal profile] thirdstrike 2018-06-12 11:25 am (UTC)(link)
Second-in-command, huh? Does that put me at the bottom of the totem pole? [ But: ] For $15 per hour I'd be fine with that.
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Video

[personal profile] articulations 2018-06-13 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
I was always here, from the very start.

[ Attachments she won't discuss. ]
slightlyoffchilt: (Dissident.)

[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2018-06-13 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Chilton stated a moment more at Starr, his hand still protectively and uselessly shielding the back of his neck. He shook his head, slowly, disbelievingly.]

It's a -- it's a cosmic joke.

[Some kind of intergalactic cackle, and he knew who the punchline was. Chilton dropped his hand, letting it hand by his side.]

What now?
slightlyoffchilt: (Libertine.)

[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2018-06-13 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Am I to interpret that as lewd innuendo?

[STREET CORNERS!]
devoutish: (I always give 110%)

[personal profile] devoutish 2018-06-13 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
If the shoe fits, mate.

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