Herr Klaus Helmut Starr (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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maskormenace2018-06-08 11:54 pm
herrstory) wrote in maskormenace2018-06-08 11:54 pm
Entry tags:
- abigail hobbs | n/a,
- jonathan walsh | snake man,
- leia organa | huttslayer,
- † alfie solomons | n/a,
- † beth greene | anthem,
- † carl gallagher | n/a,
- † chauncy anderson | n/a,
- † david klein | n/a,
- † derek hale | n/a,
- † frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- † han solo | n/a,
- † hans gruber | n/a,
- † herr starr | n/a,
- † hunter zolomon | zoom,
- † lestat de lioncourt | n/a,
- † logan delos | black hat,
- † negotiator | n/a,
- † qymaen jai sheelal | grievous,
- † reggie mantle | n/a,
- † shuichi saito | n/a,
- † tate langdon | the rubber man
004 | Video (Backdated to 11:05pm Tuesday June 5th)
[ Starr kicks off the video in Chilton's office, sitting at his desk. Chilton's nameplate has been replaced with another one reading: Dr. Herr K. Starr ]
It seems Doctor Chilton has ported out. So until further notice, I will be taking over the Maurtia Falls Psychiatric Hospital for Abnormal Conditions. Staff is to immediately report to me for evaluation and policy updates.
For the time being, we will not be accepting patients unless in the most dire of circumstances -- in which case, I will be able to implement shock therapy. In my humble opinion, such therapy does work best when placed upon ones genitals, but I will leave that up to the patient.
[ He pulls out a notepad, puts on Chilton's reading glasses, and picks up an entirely too fancy pen. ]
Now simply because we will not immediately be taking patients does not mean we cannot get you in the system. So let's start this with the basic question most psychiatrists are sure to ask: what is your deepest, darkest sexual fantasy?
It seems Doctor Chilton has ported out. So until further notice, I will be taking over the Maurtia Falls Psychiatric Hospital for Abnormal Conditions. Staff is to immediately report to me for evaluation and policy updates.
For the time being, we will not be accepting patients unless in the most dire of circumstances -- in which case, I will be able to implement shock therapy. In my humble opinion, such therapy does work best when placed upon ones genitals, but I will leave that up to the patient.
[ He pulls out a notepad, puts on Chilton's reading glasses, and picks up an entirely too fancy pen. ]
Now simply because we will not immediately be taking patients does not mean we cannot get you in the system. So let's start this with the basic question most psychiatrists are sure to ask: what is your deepest, darkest sexual fantasy?
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