004 | Video (Backdated to 11:05pm Tuesday June 5th)

[herrstory]

[ Starr kicks off the video in Chilton's office, sitting at his desk. Chilton's nameplate has been replaced with another one reading: Dr. Herr K. Starr ]

It seems Doctor Chilton has ported out. So until further notice, I will be taking over the Maurtia Falls Psychiatric Hospital for Abnormal Conditions. Staff is to immediately report to me for evaluation and policy updates.

For the time being, we will not be accepting patients unless in the most dire of circumstances -- in which case, I will be able to implement shock therapy. In my humble opinion, such therapy does work best when placed upon ones genitals, but I will leave that up to the patient.

[ He pulls out a notepad, puts on Chilton's reading glasses, and picks up an entirely too fancy pen. ]

Now simply because we will not immediately be taking patients does not mean we cannot get you in the system. So let's start this with the basic question most psychiatrists are sure to ask: what is your deepest, darkest sexual fantasy?

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[herrstory]

But why wouldn't I want you as an enemy? What can you do that is beneficial? Besides cum for a while with your allegedly large testicles.

[calloused]

That
You're making the big balls thing sound less cool? It was supposed to sound cool.
"Oh shit, that guy that's on fire just punched a siberian brown bear while skateboarding over Springfield Gorge! He must have huge balls!"
That was... the desired effect. Of me bringing up the, admittedly literal, pendulous... girth... of my...

[ balls. you know what? nevermind ]

I'm strong. Powerful. I have talents. I can control people, change them into something else. Make them fear me. Make them do things. Make them mine.
I'm an apex predator. Dominant.
People don't win against me.

[ also: captain of the basketball team in highschool. nbd ]

[herrstory]

[ Okay, Derek. Okay....he's listening. Mostly because you said the keywords control people and ever since Jesse Custer and his delightful use of Genesis, Starr has been seeking someone in this world who can exert that kind of dominance. ]

Elaborate. How is it you can control people?

[calloused]

Seems kind of dumb to give away all my secrets so soon.

[herrstory]

[ What a cockblock move!! ]

I do not waste my time getting to know whether someone is worthwhile or not.

[calloused]

Control is what I do. Control is who I am.
If control interests you, that alone should make me worthwhile to know.

[ but he's not sure he's compelling enough to capture starr's interest and maybe nothing will change if he keeps talking, so he figures he should save face and bow out. go back to stalking the hospital halls with the new flavor of imminent castration to spice those days up ]

If I'm wasting your time, I'm wasting your time.
I've said all I wanted to say.

[herrstory]

Well, we'll see where this takes us I suppose.

[ Control is enough for him to not write Derek off completely, but also Starr is not a patient man. At the least, he will not attempt murder immediately upon seeing him. That's something. ]