004 | Video (Backdated to 11:05pm Tuesday June 5th)

[herrstory]

[ Starr kicks off the video in Chilton's office, sitting at his desk. Chilton's nameplate has been replaced with another one reading: Dr. Herr K. Starr ]

It seems Doctor Chilton has ported out. So until further notice, I will be taking over the Maurtia Falls Psychiatric Hospital for Abnormal Conditions. Staff is to immediately report to me for evaluation and policy updates.

For the time being, we will not be accepting patients unless in the most dire of circumstances -- in which case, I will be able to implement shock therapy. In my humble opinion, such therapy does work best when placed upon ones genitals, but I will leave that up to the patient.

[ He pulls out a notepad, puts on Chilton's reading glasses, and picks up an entirely too fancy pen. ]

Now simply because we will not immediately be taking patients does not mean we cannot get you in the system. So let's start this with the basic question most psychiatrists are sure to ask: what is your deepest, darkest sexual fantasy?

Comments

[grandtheftequine]

When the Doc gets back, I'll have to find some way of convincing him to let me borrow hospital equipment.

[herrstory]

He should consider charging rental fees. But I do think he is a bit possessive. Perhaps he could be convinced to be the one to administer the treatment, however.

And I would have to watch, of course. For security purposes.

[grandtheftequine]

In person, or remotely? You seem like the kinda guy who has cameras all over the place just for moments like that.

[herrstory]

Preferably in person. But I could be persuaded to watch from afar. If I feel you aren't a threat to Doctor Chilton. I think perhaps if we were to go through the things you would do with him first, I might feel more confident.

[grandtheftequine]

Guess we'd have to do the test run soon, then. There's no telling when he'll be ported back in.

[herrstory]

I've a date this evening. But tomorrow I am available.

[grandtheftequine]

Then I'll see you and your electrodes tomorrow.