Herr Klaus Helmut Starr (
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maskormenace2018-06-08 11:54 pm
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004 | Video (Backdated to 11:05pm Tuesday June 5th)
[ Starr kicks off the video in Chilton's office, sitting at his desk. Chilton's nameplate has been replaced with another one reading: Dr. Herr K. Starr ]
It seems Doctor Chilton has ported out. So until further notice, I will be taking over the Maurtia Falls Psychiatric Hospital for Abnormal Conditions. Staff is to immediately report to me for evaluation and policy updates.
For the time being, we will not be accepting patients unless in the most dire of circumstances -- in which case, I will be able to implement shock therapy. In my humble opinion, such therapy does work best when placed upon ones genitals, but I will leave that up to the patient.
[ He pulls out a notepad, puts on Chilton's reading glasses, and picks up an entirely too fancy pen. ]
Now simply because we will not immediately be taking patients does not mean we cannot get you in the system. So let's start this with the basic question most psychiatrists are sure to ask: what is your deepest, darkest sexual fantasy?
It seems Doctor Chilton has ported out. So until further notice, I will be taking over the Maurtia Falls Psychiatric Hospital for Abnormal Conditions. Staff is to immediately report to me for evaluation and policy updates.
For the time being, we will not be accepting patients unless in the most dire of circumstances -- in which case, I will be able to implement shock therapy. In my humble opinion, such therapy does work best when placed upon ones genitals, but I will leave that up to the patient.
[ He pulls out a notepad, puts on Chilton's reading glasses, and picks up an entirely too fancy pen. ]
Now simply because we will not immediately be taking patients does not mean we cannot get you in the system. So let's start this with the basic question most psychiatrists are sure to ask: what is your deepest, darkest sexual fantasy?
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[ Starr refuses to believe the man is gone. Which is probably why he's acting out because Chilton is almost entertaining when he's pissed. ]
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Do people come back that often?
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Although there have been instances where imPorts have been cloned. So you may experience something to that end.
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Can you explain that to me, please.
[Mr. Vague, please don't be vague about this one. Uh- CLONED?]
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[He says sarcastically as his frown deepens.]
Is this organization still around that we know of?
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[ At the least, Starr spares him the gruesome details about how the clones disintegrated. ]
The branch responsible for the clones was taken care of. But the overarching organization is still in place. In fact, they launched a missile strike just recently against one of our porter cities. We were forced to repeat that day over and over again until we came up with a solution on how to prevent the strike from occurring. It took approximately a week.
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[But no, he... sort of got the idea.]
But with all these "heroes" around, how is that possible? What solution was found?
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[ But he didn't exactly pay too much attention...so there might have been. It's not like losing Heropa would have been that big of a deal to him, so he focused on other things instead. sORRY, Shuichi. ]
But do you see now why this world is a mess in need of a change?
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