Herr Klaus Helmut Starr (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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maskormenace2018-06-08 11:54 pm
herrstory) wrote in maskormenace2018-06-08 11:54 pm
Entry tags:
- abigail hobbs | n/a,
- jonathan walsh | snake man,
- leia organa | huttslayer,
- † alfie solomons | n/a,
- † beth greene | anthem,
- † carl gallagher | n/a,
- † chauncy anderson | n/a,
- † david klein | n/a,
- † derek hale | n/a,
- † frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- † han solo | n/a,
- † hans gruber | n/a,
- † herr starr | n/a,
- † hunter zolomon | zoom,
- † lestat de lioncourt | n/a,
- † logan delos | black hat,
- † negotiator | n/a,
- † qymaen jai sheelal | grievous,
- † reggie mantle | n/a,
- † shuichi saito | n/a,
- † tate langdon | the rubber man
004 | Video (Backdated to 11:05pm Tuesday June 5th)
[ Starr kicks off the video in Chilton's office, sitting at his desk. Chilton's nameplate has been replaced with another one reading: Dr. Herr K. Starr ]
It seems Doctor Chilton has ported out. So until further notice, I will be taking over the Maurtia Falls Psychiatric Hospital for Abnormal Conditions. Staff is to immediately report to me for evaluation and policy updates.
For the time being, we will not be accepting patients unless in the most dire of circumstances -- in which case, I will be able to implement shock therapy. In my humble opinion, such therapy does work best when placed upon ones genitals, but I will leave that up to the patient.
[ He pulls out a notepad, puts on Chilton's reading glasses, and picks up an entirely too fancy pen. ]
Now simply because we will not immediately be taking patients does not mean we cannot get you in the system. So let's start this with the basic question most psychiatrists are sure to ask: what is your deepest, darkest sexual fantasy?
It seems Doctor Chilton has ported out. So until further notice, I will be taking over the Maurtia Falls Psychiatric Hospital for Abnormal Conditions. Staff is to immediately report to me for evaluation and policy updates.
For the time being, we will not be accepting patients unless in the most dire of circumstances -- in which case, I will be able to implement shock therapy. In my humble opinion, such therapy does work best when placed upon ones genitals, but I will leave that up to the patient.
[ He pulls out a notepad, puts on Chilton's reading glasses, and picks up an entirely too fancy pen. ]
Now simply because we will not immediately be taking patients does not mean we cannot get you in the system. So let's start this with the basic question most psychiatrists are sure to ask: what is your deepest, darkest sexual fantasy?
no subject
[ A bold declaration. But it's Herr Starr. ]
Enjoy your alone time.
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What?
[He knows he means David, despite the fact he's been anything but a friend to him in recent times.]
So it's some sort of exchange do you? Fuck me, or fuck him?
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Does the prospect offend you?
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Except he just did somewhat, just now, and it's too late to take it back. It's better to lean into it now, rather than to pull back again. It'd speak more of how much it rattled him if he tried to play cool now.
So instead Chauncy laughs terribly.]
A prospect is all it is. He wouldn't.
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[He's so, so careful at keeping his tone even right now. Eventually he even gives a half shrug.]
Then if your interest is just in the opportunity and you'd like to be adventurous...
[Which he knows Starr does.]
I'm sure you know what 'medical play' is.
[Hint hint.]
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[ Because how else would Chauncy know of David's 'kinks!' ]
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[When he's actually never done it before, also never done it with David before, and actually thinks David will be turned off by it. So the recommendation is specifically an attempt to cockblock subtly, in case Starr decides to take it upon himself to try.]
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