maskormenace | 004 | Video (Backdated to 11:05pm Tuesday June 5th)

004 | Video (Backdated to 11:05pm Tuesday June 5th)

[ Starr kicks off the video in Chilton's office, sitting at his desk. Chilton's nameplate has been replaced with another one reading: Dr. Herr K. Starr ]

It seems Doctor Chilton has ported out. So until further notice, I will be taking over the Maurtia Falls Psychiatric Hospital for Abnormal Conditions. Staff is to immediately report to me for evaluation and policy updates.

For the time being, we will not be accepting patients unless in the most dire of circumstances -- in which case, I will be able to implement shock therapy. In my humble opinion, such therapy does work best when placed upon ones genitals, but I will leave that up to the patient.

[ He pulls out a notepad, puts on Chilton's reading glasses, and picks up an entirely too fancy pen. ]

Now simply because we will not immediately be taking patients does not mean we cannot get you in the system. So let's start this with the basic question most psychiatrists are sure to ask: what is your deepest, darkest sexual fantasy?

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[It's too much effort to have enemies and hold grudges as far as Jack's concerned.]

I can do that.

[Janitorial doesn't even bother him, although he doesn't sound all the enthused by the idea, even of eating bodies. Then again he never sounds enthused by anything.]

You planning on there being a lot of bodies?

It's not the sort of thing you can plan for, but...

I hope you do have a bit of an appetite over these next however many days.

I don't eat that much. I can get rid of what I don't use though.

[He's good for it, Jack's had plenty of practice in body disposal in his long ass lifetime.]

Used to be that putting them outside on spikes wouldn't get you immediately arrested.

I do wish we could return to those days sometimes. They would make great statement pieces for the hospital.

Pity it's not closer to Halloween. Anything goes then.

Do you tend to decorate with dismembered corpses for Halloween?

Used to. Doubt Chilton would appreciate it here though. You actually plan on giving him his hospital back if he returns?

Yes. It is his playground. I've no interest in keeping it any longer than I must. But this shall serve as incentive for him to return sooner rather than later.

I'm sure he'll love what you've done with the place.

He will not. But it's not as though he will give me a spanking upon his return.

Isn't that what you want though?

[Only reason Starr would be acting out, right?!]

What I want is irrelevant.

[ So...yes. ]

This is how you met, isn't it? Antagonising?

He started it by insulting me. I kidnapped him to teach him a lesson. Fast forward and he offered me a job. It is a perfectly normal beginning to a normal relationship.

For him, it actually is. Starting to gather it probably is for you too. [Especially considering Jack's first interaction with Starr.]

Then you could say we are a match made in heaven.

More like hell. Heaven matches are dull.

You have a bit of bias, do you?

I've met people from both sides, and the Angels are never fun.

They are not, it's true. A bit dry and bland in their humor and demeanor. And righteous.

[ Ughhh. Righteousness! ]

I do not regularly speak with them, but there have been a few involved with the Christ child.

[A grunt of distaste at "rightous". Apparently he's fully on board with the uuuuugh mentality. Jack doesn't really appreciate either side, but the heavenly crowd hold a special level hatred from him.]

You got direct contact with them? Rare.

I am employed by heaven. Of course there would be some form of contact between us. It requires top level clearance...which I do have.

[ That's not really gloating. If anything, Starr sounds bored by it. You would think someone as important as him would love his job. And yet!!! ]

[Its okay, Jack gets it, Heaven and angels are a pretty dull group.]

They still burning bushes, or finally got up to date with technology when it comes to contact?

They've upgraded. You can even receive discounts at a variety of stores under their name if you're affiliated. The organization is not without its perks.

Nn, would've been nice to have something like that back home, ours gave up contact long ago. The least they could do is get me discounts, but most still aren't on speaking terms with me.

[You kill one guy that one time and suddenly everyone hates you.]

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