maskormenace | 004 | Video (Backdated to 11:05pm Tuesday June 5th)

004 | Video (Backdated to 11:05pm Tuesday June 5th)

[ Starr kicks off the video in Chilton's office, sitting at his desk. Chilton's nameplate has been replaced with another one reading: Dr. Herr K. Starr ]

It seems Doctor Chilton has ported out. So until further notice, I will be taking over the Maurtia Falls Psychiatric Hospital for Abnormal Conditions. Staff is to immediately report to me for evaluation and policy updates.

For the time being, we will not be accepting patients unless in the most dire of circumstances -- in which case, I will be able to implement shock therapy. In my humble opinion, such therapy does work best when placed upon ones genitals, but I will leave that up to the patient.

[ He pulls out a notepad, puts on Chilton's reading glasses, and picks up an entirely too fancy pen. ]

Now simply because we will not immediately be taking patients does not mean we cannot get you in the system. So let's start this with the basic question most psychiatrists are sure to ask: what is your deepest, darkest sexual fantasy?

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No. Their opinions will not change what I do. Nor do they cause me to lose sleep at night.

Then, let them question all they want.

And if I want them to cease talking, do you then recommend I remove their tongues?

[ If Satan tells him it's okay, then Starr can do it, right? ]

Seems fair, no? [ of course he can do it. As if Satan gives a damn ]

I'm glad you are reasonable. Perhaps you are the only one.

I'm always reasonable. People just like to make up their own stories about me.

None of which are grounded in truth?

Humans wrote whatever they wanted. I wasn't even around when your kind was created, and I only met you during your 80's. [ so whatever they say about Satan is whatever they want. Or whatever God wants. ]

So what is the thing they get wrong the most about you in their made up stories?

That I want your souls. [ your souls are absolutely and completely and undeniably useless. Why would he want them ]

What? You do not have a collection of them simply sitting on your shelf back home?

[ Souls have their uses. The Grail capitalized on that, turning it into a medical venture. But for a creature like Satan? They would be little more than decorative. ]

They'd just occupy space. Useless.

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