That You're making the big balls thing sound less cool? It was supposed to sound cool. "Oh shit, that guy that's on fire just punched a siberian brown bear while skateboarding over Springfield Gorge! He must have huge balls!" That was... the desired effect. Of me bringing up the, admittedly literal, pendulous... girth... of my...
[ balls. you know what? nevermind ]
I'm strong. Powerful. I have talents. I can control people, change them into something else. Make them fear me. Make them do things. Make them mine. I'm an apex predator. Dominant. People don't win against me.
[ also: captain of the basketball team in highschool. nbd ]
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You're making the big balls thing sound less cool? It was supposed to sound cool.
"Oh shit, that guy that's on fire just punched a siberian brown bear while skateboarding over Springfield Gorge! He must have huge balls!"
That was... the desired effect. Of me bringing up the, admittedly literal, pendulous... girth... of my...
[ balls. you know what? nevermind ]
I'm strong. Powerful. I have talents. I can control people, change them into something else. Make them fear me. Make them do things. Make them mine.
I'm an apex predator. Dominant.
People don't win against me.
[ also: captain of the basketball team in highschool. nbd ]