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Tina Belcher | Bob's Burgers ([personal profile] continuousgroaning) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2018-06-10 02:41 pm

12. A Rolling Stone Gathers No Mozz [Video]

[Tina's happily humming to herself as she turns the feed on. A notebook is lying on Maurtia Falls #003's kitchen table, and she zooms in on several labeled drawings of burgers as she slowly flips through the pages:]

Magnus Burnsides - mango salsa with "sideburns" of hot peppers
Wizard Of Mozz - Italian sausage patty, topped with pizza sauce and mozzarella
Merle Highchurch - Pan fried, topped with a few different kinds of greens
Detective Angus - made of Angus beef with a mystery cheese inside
Max - a long bun with two mini patties and fried pickle wheels, to look like a skateboard
Sharpedo - sharp cheddar cheese with "fins" made of nacho cheese Doritos
Pikachu - put pepperoni slices for cheeks, olives for eyes, and mustard for the face on the patty
Exeggutor - honey and egg bun with two fried eggs


[Tina then shuts the notebook and turns the camera on herself, looking quite proud.]

This has been my latest project- coming up with burgers themed after imPorts I know. I want to sell them, maybe at swear-ins, or something like that.

If you could make your own burger, what would you put on it?
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[personal profile] extremeteenbible 2018-06-10 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, this is good! You should get one o' those.. whaddaya call em? Food trucks!
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[personal profile] extremeteenbible 2018-06-14 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah that's, uh... pretty not good.

BUT, you can do better this time around! I'm sure we've got enough money saved up for a decent truck. Or, at least, one o' those food carts or something.
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[personal profile] extremeteenbible 2018-06-14 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like you've got a history of things "not going very well." Maybe you're better off just parking yourself somewhere and letting the customers come to you.
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[personal profile] extremeteenbible 2018-06-19 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, if you did wanna get a food truck, I could drive ya around!

[ Merle, you 100% do not know how to drive. And even if you did, you're not tall enough to reach the pedals. ]
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[personal profile] extremeteenbible 2018-06-21 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ Merle DEFINITELY DOESN'T pause incriminatingly before responding. ]

I've ridden in a battlewagon before! How hard could driving a car be, really?
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[personal profile] extremeteenbible 2018-06-23 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
It's... [ How does he describe a battlewagon? ] You know. It's a wagon, with wheels and all. With an arcane engine. And... people race em!
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[personal profile] extremeteenbible 2018-06-24 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, it's definitely dangerous. But usually when you race 'em you wear a special safety harness that sort of... bubbles you up so you don't die.

[ Even when Magnus does something stupid and beheads someone. But... let's not tell Tina about that. ]
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[personal profile] extremeteenbible 2018-06-24 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
What? No. They have arcane engines.

[ Didn't he just say that? She's a little horse crazy, isn't she? ]
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[personal profile] extremeteenbible 2018-06-24 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not as commonplace as cars are, here. You really only encounter battlewagons in Goldcliff, on Faerûn.