12. A Rolling Stone Gathers No Mozz [Video]

[continuousgroaning]

[Tina's happily humming to herself as she turns the feed on. A notebook is lying on Maurtia Falls #003's kitchen table, and she zooms in on several labeled drawings of burgers as she slowly flips through the pages:]

Magnus Burnsides - mango salsa with "sideburns" of hot peppers
Wizard Of Mozz - Italian sausage patty, topped with pizza sauce and mozzarella
Merle Highchurch - Pan fried, topped with a few different kinds of greens
Detective Angus - made of Angus beef with a mystery cheese inside
Max - a long bun with two mini patties and fried pickle wheels, to look like a skateboard
Sharpedo - sharp cheddar cheese with "fins" made of nacho cheese Doritos
Pikachu - put pepperoni slices for cheeks, olives for eyes, and mustard for the face on the patty
Exeggutor - honey and egg bun with two fried eggs

[Tina then shuts the notebook and turns the camera on herself, looking quite proud.]

This has been my latest project- coming up with burgers themed after imPorts I know. I want to sell them, maybe at swear-ins, or something like that.

If you could make your own burger, what would you put on it?

Comments

Re: video;

[halloflamer]

Yea, exactly!

Oh, that I tried once! It's a pretty good kick, I dunno if I could put it on anything. [Blue gives a pained grin.] Just a couple drops on a burrito was enough for me...

video;

[continuousgroaning]

We learned to keep some on hand when we had a customer bring their own bottle in. My dad's made a few specials based on sriracha, too. ... also, I just did an internet search and there are some people who will even put it on ice cream.

video; people literally do that at my work breakroom LOL

[halloflamer]

[Blue cringes] Ice cream............ Yeah, no thanks.

I like spicy, but not that much. Sheesh!

Anyway I'll come in and try whatever spicy recipes you come up with! My team likes spicy flavors, too. Heh, I bet Arcanine'll enjoy that spicy burger a lot.

video; I am 100% unsurprised by that

[continuousgroaning]

Yeah, I feel like that kinda defeats the point of eating ice cream. It's supposed to be cool and refreshing.

Oooh, I'll have to make something special for him, then. He breathes fire, so I'm sure he can withstand a lot of heat.

video;

[halloflamer]

That's right! He loves all kinds of spicy berries, he eats them all the time. I can lend you some, if you want to try making something with them?

video;

[continuousgroaning]

I'd like that. I've already made some ice cream with the Pinap berries Niko gave me, and I really want to try some more varieties.

Re: video;

[halloflamer]

That little Slugma...? Heheh. Pinap berries are great in cooking, that's for sure! I'll get together a bunch of good flavors for you and drop them off when I come to taste that burger!

[continuousgroaning]

Yeah, I was surprised when he offered me some, but he seems to be pretty proud of his crop. I figured I'd encourage him to do something positive with his time...

[She grins.]

I'll look forward to it. I'm finding that I enjoy learning to make new things.

[halloflamer]

[Blue grins back.] Thanks for that. He don't listen to us, someone's gotta give his Feebas a kick in the right direction.

That's good! And then share some of those recipes with me when you perfect 'em, ya hear?

[continuousgroaning]

I'll try my best! I hope I can be at least a bit of a good influence on him.

[She nods eagerly.]

I certainly will.