maskormenace | 12. A Rolling Stone Gathers No Mozz [Video]

[Tina's happily humming to herself as she turns the feed on. A notebook is lying on Maurtia Falls #003's kitchen table, and she zooms in on several labeled drawings of burgers as she slowly flips through the pages:]

Magnus Burnsides - mango salsa with "sideburns" of hot peppers
Wizard Of Mozz - Italian sausage patty, topped with pizza sauce and mozzarella
Merle Highchurch - Pan fried, topped with a few different kinds of greens
Detective Angus - made of Angus beef with a mystery cheese inside
Max - a long bun with two mini patties and fried pickle wheels, to look like a skateboard
Sharpedo - sharp cheddar cheese with "fins" made of nacho cheese Doritos
Pikachu - put pepperoni slices for cheeks, olives for eyes, and mustard for the face on the patty
Exeggutor - honey and egg bun with two fried eggs

[Tina then shuts the notebook and turns the camera on herself, looking quite proud.]

This has been my latest project- coming up with burgers themed after imPorts I know. I want to sell them, maybe at swear-ins, or something like that.

If you could make your own burger, what would you put on it?

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[ She taps her chin. ]

Perhaps you could look after them in their stables?

... ah, so you have a horse here?

I do! He's a miniature pony I won a few months ago. I keep him at a stable, and that's where I'm getting help riding. And learning how to care for horses.

How cute...

Do you have a teacher for your lessons?

Mmhmm. I've had a few imPorts offer to help me, too- they all worked with horses back home. I'm kinda jealous, to tell you the truth.

I would not blame you. Horses are beautiful animals. I think I wanted one as a child myself.

I am certain there must be some kind of vocational training you can take when you are older to work more with horses.

I've loved horses since I was a baby. My dad has a picture of me riding on a carousel when I was an infant; it's one of his favorites.

I've thought about maybe becoming a veterinarian. But seeing injured animals would be hard, too...

I imagine it would be... I can hardly stand seeing animals being sad alone.

Mhmmm. I'd want to rescue all of them. I've also thought of maybe doing something to train and provide therapy horses- they can help peoples' mental health, and riding helps with balance.

Oh! Instead of therapy dogs... horses? What a neat idea!

Would big horses be intimidating or would it be all sorts of horses?

All sorts of horses. I've looked up information about it on the internet and some people even have miniature horses instead of service dogs. They can't go as many places as dogs can, but they perform some of the same functions.

Service horses? I wonder how that works... service dogs can detect seizures and whatnot, can they not?

Uh-huh. Horses can do that, and help with balance and mobility. They're amazing animals...

It sounds like they are! Are there any other animals you like?

I grew up next to the ocean, so... anything that lives in the ocean. Though I like starfish and sea cucumbers, the things people tend to find unloveable.

Starfish can be a little aggressive, I suppose...

[ She is absolutely not talking about regular starfish, but giant monster ones she fought. ]

But they've always been on the weak side...

But they can regrow limbs. I've always found that to be impressive. I've never seen one that's aggressive, though...

They can? That's amazing!

... though it would have been such a hassle to keep cutting those off in a battle.

... huh. I guess your starfish must be different from the ones I know. Because we don't battle ours... they're not big enough.

Um! Well, that's... that's good!

[ Oops, maybe she said too much. ]

At least when they are small they are cute!

And they help make the ocean beautiful. That's all you could ask for from a sea creature.

That's quite beautiful to hear... I've never thought of it that way. I have only been to the ocean a handful of times.

It's a great place. There's an aquarium my siblings and I go to a lot, and I learned so much about what makes it great. Like sea cucumbers- they look weird, but they make the ocean cleaner.

12. A Rolling Stone Gathers No Mozz [Video]

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