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[flightsuit]

[He's in a bit of a hurry so he'll make this quick:]

When someone drinks too much, what do people do to help them feel better? What's the cure? Sometimes, we'd cook this fish back home that helped out or our elder back home used to do a bunch of mixing with herbs and stuff, but I doubt that's the case here.

Also, this isn't as important, but. What's a Catty Purry?

[He means 'Katy Perry', but close enough.]

Comments

AUDIO.

[selfimage]

Generally water is a thing mortals need to face the battle of dehydration.

[ he was going to say a bullhorn, but he's being nice. ]

Save enough for the ocean, won't you?

AUDIO.

[flightsuit]

Water, huh? Makes sense, though some people back home thought more mead was the better call.

[selfimage]

More mead has its merits, but you know. Asgardians.

Just add a little honey to that water. Or coffee. Or both. Bring bacon. Breakfast meat always works.

[flightsuit]

Kate mentioned coffee and bacon too. So I'm guessing that's like the ultimate golden treasure around here.

Although, that coffee is tasting pretty gross. At least "black". It tastes like death, you know.

[selfequipped]

It does not taste like death!

[flightsuit]

I'm pretty sure it consumed a little bit of my soul as it went down my throat.

[selfequipped]

I thought vikings were supposed to be strong warriors.

[flightsuit]

Considering I survived drinking that, I'd say I'm pretty strong.

[selfequipped]

Is it surviving if you're losing bits of your soul ...

[flightsuit]

Well, I lost a leg and survived. Figure this is kind of the same thing.

[selfequipped]

Oh.

[What does she say next?]

... I guess that's a great outlook?

[selfimage]

He's got a point.

[selfequipped]

You don't get an opinion here. You're telling him to give her more alcohol.

[selfimage]

Honey and water does not mead make.

I don't think he took the mead thing seriously. Who takes Asgardians seriously? Well, Volstagg, perhaps.

[flightsuit]

There are some people who'd take that stuff seriously. You're lucky I'm one of the more logical of vikings.

[selfequipped]

See! Plus, mead was mentioned.

[selfimage]

In a jay-kay fashion.

[selfequipped]

You are his god, are you not? Risky territory.

[selfimage]

And if he took me at face value, I'd almost be disappointed.

[selfequipped]

It's been known to happen.

[selfimage]

Those poor, poor saps.

[selfequipped]

I completely agree.

[selfimage]

I'm sure she'd have words with you, if that was the case. Nothing to fret over.