airshow: (I was passing out cake at the bars.)
james giovanni danger janeway jesse ([personal profile] airshow) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-05-09 04:48 pm

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[ Coming to you live from a patio chair in the sunshine: this guy! Today's fashion crime is a blue-and-purple striped tanktop, yellow-and-orange striped shorts, and glittery flamingo shades. Sorry about your eyes. ]

Okay, stop me if you've heard this one. Why do so many fish live in salt water? Anyone? Anyone? Because they're allergic to pepper!

... look, okay, it's hot in Florida. I've been eating a whole lot of popsicles lately. Consequently, and lucky for all of you, I've got a million of these. The jokes and the sticks.

[ He turns the camera to point at something on the other side of the porch that looks like a half-constructed miniature medieval siege weapon built entirely out of popsicle sticks, rubber bands, and cocktail umbrellas. Aaand back to Trickster. A GRIN. ]

Nice, right?

Sooo it's that time again, huh? Heya, newbies. Welcome to your home away from home. Short answers: yes you're really stuck here, yes you really have superpowers now, no you can't go home even if you were in the middle of something important, super sorry.

In the meantime, what's green and has wheels? Grass! Get it? Because I lied about the wheels!
maglevflash: (Let Gogo show you how it's done)

[personal profile] maglevflash 2015-05-10 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
What's the best part of the room to stand when it's cold? [Delivered in a flat, unimpressed tone.]
maglevflash: (Bored now)

[personal profile] maglevflash 2015-05-10 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
The corner.

[Go ahead, ask her why.]
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[personal profile] maglevflash 2015-05-11 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Because it's 90 degrees. [This is almost physically painful for her to say. It is such a terrible pun.]
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[personal profile] maglevflash 2015-05-13 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not the joker of the group.