james giovanni danger janeway jesse (
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maskormenace2015-05-09 04:48 pm
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Entry tags:
- bart allen | kid flash,
- harleen quinzel | harley quinn,
- jonathan crane | scarecrow,
- marceline abadeer | the vampire queen,
- † alistair krei | n/a,
- † barry allen | the flash,
- † bela talbot | n/a,
- † edward nygma | the riddler,
- † gogo tomago | n/a,
- † james jesse | the trickster,
- † owen burnett (puck) | n/a,
- † peter quill | star-lord,
- † reggie mantle | n/a,
- † richard castle | n/a,
- † richard swift | the shade,
- † ripley | n/a,
- † sasha blouse | n/a,
- † shuichi nakatsu | n/a,
- † wally west | kid flash,
- † will graham | wolf trap
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[ Coming to you live from a patio chair in the sunshine: this guy! Today's fashion crime is a blue-and-purple striped tanktop, yellow-and-orange striped shorts, and glittery flamingo shades. Sorry about your eyes. ]
Okay, stop me if you've heard this one. Why do so many fish live in salt water? Anyone? Anyone? Because they're allergic to pepper!
... look, okay, it's hot in Florida. I've been eating a whole lot of popsicles lately. Consequently, and lucky for all of you, I've got a million of these. The jokes and the sticks.
[ He turns the camera to point at something on the other side of the porch that looks like a half-constructed miniature medieval siege weapon built entirely out of popsicle sticks, rubber bands, and cocktail umbrellas. Aaand back to Trickster. A GRIN. ]
Nice, right?
Sooo it's that time again, huh? Heya, newbies. Welcome to your home away from home. Short answers: yes you're really stuck here, yes you really have superpowers now, no you can't go home even if you were in the middle of something important, super sorry.
In the meantime, what's green and has wheels? Grass! Get it? Because I lied about the wheels!
Okay, stop me if you've heard this one. Why do so many fish live in salt water? Anyone? Anyone? Because they're allergic to pepper!
... look, okay, it's hot in Florida. I've been eating a whole lot of popsicles lately. Consequently, and lucky for all of you, I've got a million of these. The jokes and the sticks.
[ He turns the camera to point at something on the other side of the porch that looks like a half-constructed miniature medieval siege weapon built entirely out of popsicle sticks, rubber bands, and cocktail umbrellas. Aaand back to Trickster. A GRIN. ]
Nice, right?
Sooo it's that time again, huh? Heya, newbies. Welcome to your home away from home. Short answers: yes you're really stuck here, yes you really have superpowers now, no you can't go home even if you were in the middle of something important, super sorry.
In the meantime, what's green and has wheels? Grass! Get it? Because I lied about the wheels!
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[ Well, for his part, he sounds very enthused. ]
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[Go ahead, ask her why.]
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Gee, don't hurt yourself or anything.
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