maskormenace | 00:01

Who? Where I'm from, our President was President Bridge.

only the most hellaciously cool president to ever exist in any timeline apparently
apart from the one with president captain america
which sounds awesome but impractical because im pretty sure itd be illegal just because that actually sounds fun and not exceedingly boring
like a dude named bridge
that dude sounds fucking awful
i mean ive only heard his name and maybe he can shred out some sweet rhymes and knows all about sports and is generally an all around neat dude who can kick it but so far he is pretty low on my first glance presidential rankings

Someone had Captain America for a president?

[That definitely is the coolest president. He makes a mental note to check out who later.]

He was actually a mercenary at some point.

Edited 2015-07-15 00:57 (UTC)

yeah
sick right
what fucking cruel twist of fate made the rest of us assholes sit around with lame ass presidents and some son of a gun gets fucking CAPTAIN AMERICA to lead their damn country
like what the hell else has that guy got going on
bet that universe figured out reverse dinosaur engineering too while the rest of us sit with our thumbs up our asses electing boring non superheroes to the whitehouse
i mean not me personally i didnt vote but you get the point

mercenary
politician
same diff am i right ha ha ha
no im kidding dude im not the kind of guy who makes a dumb bloodthirsty politician joke i dont know jack about it

I can't even imagine Captain America running for president, though I image if he did he'd win by a landslide.

[Beause duh, he's Captain America.]

I think the problem is finding a superhero that actually wants to be a politician in the first place. All that bureaucracy gets in the way of being able to punch bad guys in the face. Or hit them with eye lasers or what have you.

Lol, I can't say I follow politics all that closely either, that's why I can't exactly say I know all that much about G.W.

yeah seriously
if you can lift a car and burn a hole through a steel wall why bother even finding other solutions to your problems
those two things can pretty much get you out of any situation

its not that i dont follow it
its more that it didnt exist anymore so who gives a flying friggin fuck
but now it apparently matters again so i guess i gotta bone up
whos gw

Not necessarily. Sometimes that can cause more incidents than you're trying to stop, especially if we're talking about attempted diplomacy.

Wait, what do you mean by didn't exist? What happened?

President Bridge. His name is G.W. Bridge.

i know that dude i was ramping up for a slam dunk smartass remark about how brute masculinity is a fucking dangerous path and electing a dude who just laserbeams his problems away is ridiculous and as testosterone blinded as it gets
seriously once you blast one guy youre not gonna be able to stop
try lifting your way out of this one president roidman

it doesnt exist because of the fact that earth is a meteor riddled dead planet so cspan finally lost its single remaining dedicated viewer

Sorry, text can be hard to figure out people's true intentions. Okay, I admit I laughed at that. At least with Captain America, he wasn't all about punching things. He was good at that, sure, but he was just as good at the whole diplomacy thing. If there's one hero I wouldn't mind going into politics, it would probably have been Cap. Holy crap.

sure i get it this hellaciously chill way of texting has a way of lulling people into believing every word i type in this luscious red is nothing but dear and true

holy crap about gets it yeah
imagine how the cspan guys felt
seems alright here though so good for yall i guess

More like I don't know you well enough to guess whether you were being sarcastic. ...Well, something to wake them up I guess? This place isn't too awful, no. I could do without the Cold War still lingering.

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