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one question
is obama still the president

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voice, I'm so fuckin sorry

[viced]

In what fucked up world is Obama President?

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[bruh i've been here 10 minutes and already got people looking for a fight this is ridiculous]

In what fucked up world is Obama not President, dude. I mean, guess he could have gone off the deep end in some alternate universe where the world wasn't obliterated in his first year of office and Florida sucks possibly even more than it did before, but I am seriously doubting that bananashit nonsense. I'm just saying he seemed like a pretty chill guy when I left.

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[viced]

[ sorry bro he's defensive of his boss. ]

Sure, he's a nice guy and everything, but... I just don't think of other universes of having him as their president. He's so... young.

[video] ID is "Miles Morales"

[luckynumber42]

What? Uh, no, it's some other guy. I forget his name.

Who's Obama?

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[maaaaan you just had to go for video, this is embarrassing he is so much more comfortable shitposting behind a nice safe text wall, or at least just voice. But fine, he'll match and look more than a little uncomfortable doing it.]

Obama is the president. [duh?] Or he was when I was last on Earth, and dunno. Just seemed like a chill guy who was gonna get some shit done, maybe kick back and lay down a few sweet beats and I figured I'd check into that. See how he was doing.

Who's this other guy? He cool?

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[luckynumber42]

[Miles is completely unaware of any discomfort Dave is experiencing right now. He just uses video a lot.

He shrugs.]

I don't really know. He's okay, I guess? Some people are mad about some policies for imPorts but I don't know if that's his fault or not.

He's really different from the president I had back home.

[bloodpressured]

THAT'S A REALLY FASCINATING QUESTION AND THE ANSWER IS WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THAT.

LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY BECAUSE THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH. AS IN THERE IS SOME SHIT THAT NEEDS TO GET SORTED AND IF YOU START FUCKING WITH ME OR WANDER OFF TO TALK TO THE NO DOUBT NUMEROUS VOLUNTEERS FOR EXCHANGING SOME SMUG GIGGLESHITS OVER WHO CAN HAVE THE MOST FRAUDULENTLY NONCHALANT GRUBNAP RESPONSE I WILL ACTUALLY TEAR OUT MY OWN BEATING PUMP BISCUIT AND MASH IT INTO PASTE BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES.

OKAY?

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sup man
it was a question that needed to be asked though i wanted to get it out of the way because it was gonna bother me
if i happen to land ass first back on earth or some fucked up version of it where the best president is no longer in charge i want to be prepared for it thats fair
asking about you guys was going to be the follow up obviously i wouldnt leave a bro hanging

anyway yeah okay keep the pump biscuit in its chitinous thorax protective cavity and hit me

[bloodpressured]

NO YOU WERE RIGHT NOT TO ASK ABOUT US. NONE OF US SHOULD BE TALKING TO ANY OF US UNTIL WE GET OUR SHIT STRAIGHTENED OUT. INCLUDING ME TALKING TO YOU BUT THERE'S NO WAY AROUND IT AND I'VE ALREADY STUCK IT IN ENOUGH AS IT IS.

THIS IS A MANDATORY TIMELINE CHECK, WHAT IS THE LAST THING THAT HAPPENED.

[glowsferatu]

you just got here so ill do you the favor of relinquishing the opportunity to springboard into a detailed outline of what makes american democracy a cosmic joke
instead ill just say hi
hi dave

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hey kanaya

actually that breakdown of the democratic system sounds pretty fuckin interesting and id like to revisit that later if thats cool and youre down for it
but im not sure im supposed to talk to you yet
or at least thats what karkat says and he seems pretty serious about it so i guess i should ask for clearance before launching into what is probably a pretty righteous and brutal take down of federal government
also since when did you know about american human politics thats new
i guess we didnt really talk much so you could be an expert and i totally missed it my bad

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[glowsferatu]

with all due respect to karkat i dont really act under his orders
but oh well if you really think he should be allowed to dictate your conversations then ill by all means delay

private.

[glowsferatu]

[ orrr she'll just talk to him where karkat can't see. ]

i already know about the divergences between my timeline and his
but whatevers happening there isnt relevant anyway
so by all means keep talk of it to a minimum
especially with rose when you speak with her
that should be broached more delicately than either you or karkat are really capable of

also to answer your question living on earth for the past four years is how i know about american human politics

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[nitidus]

In so far as I can see, Obama does not exist. I'm afraid I have not had the time to properly mourn this fact.

You know, for a Knight of Time your timing really stinks.

[ha ha ha who has time for fancy words. who's crying?? she's not crying]

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yo sup rose

[He has been repeatedly warned to be delicate. Which of course he does not really have the ability to do, even more so now that he's kind of accepted he's just going to embarrass himself on the regular and with gusto so honestly what's the point in even attempting, but okay he will give it a try for you.]

we can mourn obama later ill whip up something hella fly for his send off but

yeah that is a thing i have definitely heard before
i am on the regular shoving my complete inability to properly make an entrance that isnt barging on someones parade of personal issues and here i come violently tooting every jackass clown horn i have strapped to my body and ruining the show for everyone else
sorry in advance by the way
i know that sounds kind of snotty and insincere but i really do mean that it is a for real apology
im going to need some clarification on what particular way ive stuck my unshod strut nob in the shit this time though

text.

[nitidus]

You haven't done anything particularly heinous. I returned home for a sort spell not too long ago and saw you briefly. But before that, and including the time from my return to Heropa till now, it has been well over a year since I saw you last. Nearing two, perhaps.

I thought I might never see you again, which would have been entirely problematic had I been proven right.

[okay, maybe she's crying a little bit. she's had a rough year; it's allowed. ]

Which city are you in?

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[servesthehuman]

When I'm from, the president is President Clinton.

Who's Mr. Obama?

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oh that guy
another good one
clinton seemed like a real bro
jazz and intern enthusiast i guess you can fault a guy for knowing what he likes
and what he liked was bjs

obama is obviously the president which i already said man
he just seemed like a cool guy and i figured id check up on him since i was back on earth or some shitty version of earth with a kidnapping fetish

[wonk]

obamas not the president but it could be worse

it could be insane clown posse

also hi dave im roxy

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hey mom

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SHIT

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right roxy
shit sorry that was fucked up
hey yeah its just i know who you are
and that youre roxy but also
my mom i guess and i am kind of stuck on calling you that even though its universally agreed thats weird

fuck

done

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can we start over

hey
sup
yeah thats a hell of a point could always be fucking worse
could have to do battle with two fucked up clowns running the white house and then ollie off into the sky like some badass presidential assassin avenger again

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[notyourfathersosborn]

Who?

Where I'm from, our President was President Bridge.

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only the most hellaciously cool president to ever exist in any timeline apparently
apart from the one with president captain america
which sounds awesome but impractical because im pretty sure itd be illegal just because that actually sounds fun and not exceedingly boring
like a dude named bridge
that dude sounds fucking awful
i mean ive only heard his name and maybe he can shred out some sweet rhymes and knows all about sports and is generally an all around neat dude who can kick it but so far he is pretty low on my first glance presidential rankings