flight 007 ☄ [video; backdated to July 23 a.k.a. before people go time traveling to the past]

[yatagarasu]

[This is Kay Faraday.

This is Kay Faraday moving the focus of the video away from her and toward the couch, where Miles Edgeworth is fast asleep and drooling on his pillow. She giggles quietly at the sight before approaching him slowly, the view zooming in toward him. Then she whispers:]

Hey, Mr. Edgeworth, it’s waaaay past lunchtime!

[She gets no response out of that. But right now no one can see her facial expression because her device is still pointed toward Edgeworth.]

Mr. Edgeworth, the fridge is empty!

[And this is Edgeworth, rolling over on his side, mumbling something about “groceries” and “later”. His eyes are still closed, and he dozes off immediately.

There is a pause as Kay considers her next move. Then, without warning, because she’s still off-screen, she proclaims in a louder, more mischievous voice:]

Mr. Edgeworth, smile for the camera!

[Edgeworth blinks, staring blearily at Kay and the camera. Kay… camera…? Cam...er…]

Augh! KAY!

[And he bolts up immediately, lunging for the device. Kay hurriedly steps backward with a yelp, and the video ends there.]

Comments

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[bassriff]

You're hanging out with that stiff? [She's laughing, though. Good job, Kay.]

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[yatagarasu]

[Kay is laughing too. Mirthful, uncontrollable, triumphant laughter. But she manages to stifle it long enough to talk to Marceline.]

Yeah, he's from my world.

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[bassriff]

[It's infectious.]

Oh, I gotcha. So you're gonna save the footage for blackmail, right?

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[rassera]

[Okay, now this is what he signed up for--pranks on your friends.]

Did you get it? Please say you got it.

[Cause that was gold.]

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[yatagarasu]

Got what? Well, I got footage of Mr. Edgeworth drooling in his sleep if you mean that...

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[rassera]

Yeah, that! That's gonna come in handy when it comes to getting out of trouble--trust me, I've been there.

[A hand leans against his cheek, leaning around the screen as if somehow that'll help him 'look' to see where Edgeworth went.]

Amazing how fast he moves when he puts his mind to it!

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[brushoff]

You're my new favorite person, just so you know.

[ ha ha, Edgeworth looks like an idiot. ]

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[yatagarasu]

Oh, really? Thank you! [She beams, and bows with extra flourish.] Good to know I have a fan.

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[brushoff]

I'm always a fan of embarrassing Miles Edgeworth in public. Keep it up!

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[hisheartsdesire]

...I don't suppose he's always like that, is he?

[yatagarasu]

Always sleeping, or drooling in his sleep?

[KAY...]

[hisheartsdesire]

Always tired is more what I meant...

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[dragony]

Rude.

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[yatagarasu]

[Judging from that tone of voice, Ruka isn't amused.]

C'mon, what's a prank between friends? It's not like I do it everyday...

[dragony]

[ She's never amused... but that is probably not a good judge of anything tbh. ]

Between you, him, and the two hundred-something imPorts you shared it with? I'm sure there's no one but 'friends' here.

[orangehoodie]

... He looked so tired. You should've let him sleep, Kay-san.

[yatagarasu]

I'll let him sleep later, Ken. After he's had lunch.

[Really. She's not that merciless.]

[amadaman]

After he's had...

... are you treating him like a kid?

[notdaredevil]

What did you do now?

[ Because. No idea. ]

[yatagarasu]

A prank? It's just a prank.

I know it's not April Fool's, but pranks are supposed to be timeless.

[notdaredevil]

I only go on audio, remember?

[ Did he tell her that? Maybe nobody has passed that tidbit along. ]

I don't know about that, but if it's true, equally timeless is the guy with no sense of humor about it.

[ If Edgeworth has a sense of humor about anything anymore right now. If he had one at all? It's probably dead. ]

AAACTION

[takethestairs]

[OOF. And Edgeworth lands on the floor, getting a nice mouthful of carpet for his efforts. He scrambles backward immediately, rubbing at his lips]

Kay! [Standing upright now] What on earth are you doing?!

[HEY, at least he's awake now. Good work, Kay!]

[yatagarasu]

Spicing up your life.

[And she says this so innocently, hands clutching her communicator behind her back.]

Besides, I'm sure you wouldn't want to miss lunch.

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[bratziska]

( Oh, how she wishes she was at home right now. )

Fool. He should've known better than to fall asleep in a public place.

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[yatagarasu]

Or to sleep through lunch.

[It's okay, you have the videos, Franziska. Kay can share!]