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[Perry was not enjoying today. Waking up in a weird new body and in a weird not!Earth with no known way to get back just annoys him a lot

So what better way to deal with this by venting on this weird device they gave him?]

You know what I miss? Asking questions.

I would have agreed to this thing with maybe one or two conditions if they had asked me in the first place, but nope, they decided it would be a fun idea to just kidnap me away from my home for their own purposes.

I mean yes, I will thwart whatever bad guys they want me to, but that doesn't mean that they don't need to bother asking if I would want too. This whole situation is just rude and getting a place to stay and another job will not make this any better if you ask me.

[He... might not be entirely aware that this is being publicly broadcasted right now.]

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they suckered you in with that hero mentality you know

[Hi what is capitalization and punctuation.]

Hey, I don't have a hero mentality.

[A pause.]

Okay, it's not that bad at least.

enough to get you to do what they want

Please don't word it like that. It's bad enough that I'm stuck here for who knows how long. I don't want to think about whether I have a choice in this job or not.

calling it like i see it buddy not my fault but no one really says you have to do what they say

I guess I don't, but at this point having a roof over my head is a bigger priority than not having to listen to the government. Still if you are telling the truth and I can just quit, maybe I'll look into that to see if it's worth it. [He probably won't end up doing so since, admittedly, this whole situation isn't even that different from his old job. But it is oddly comforting to know that he technically isn't forced into this.]

government pretty much relies on us to do their dirty work theyre pretty lenient with shit you get away with

[Kaneda don't curse at the Disney character...]

[Well of all the Disney characters to curse at, it's at least a little better than to swear at Ariel or someone like that.]

While I wouldn't use such harsh words I guess I'm already pretty used to doing the government's "dirty work" already.

Just, you know, I normally don't wake up in another world with people I don't recognize when they want something from me.

well i guess theres a first time for everything huh

And hopefully it's the last time too, in this case.

Waking up in strange places is not how I want to start my day.

trust me thatll be the least weird thing that goes on around here

Is it "wacky" weird or "I really want to go home after witnessing that" weird?

[Or worst of all, both?]

depends on the day sometimes its both

Oh joy.

[Well he knows he's going to enjoy this place.]

Mind if I ask you for examples?

Just so that I can be prepared when weird things start happening.

[It's a fun time, Perry. Trust him.]

one time someone set off fear gas at a swear in that was fun also another time there was pig tossing it wasnt the same swear in

I sure hope so.

I hope my swear in goes without incident.

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