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[doesntdomuch]

[Perry was not enjoying today. Waking up in a weird new body and in a weird not!Earth with no known way to get back just annoys him a lot

So what better way to deal with this by venting on this weird device they gave him?]

You know what I miss? Asking questions.

I would have agreed to this thing with maybe one or two conditions if they had asked me in the first place, but nope, they decided it would be a fun idea to just kidnap me away from my home for their own purposes.

I mean yes, I will thwart whatever bad guys they want me to, but that doesn't mean that they don't need to bother asking if I would want too. This whole situation is just rude and getting a place to stay and another job will not make this any better if you ask me.

[He... might not be entirely aware that this is being publicly broadcasted right now.]

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[doesntdomuch]

[Well of all the Disney characters to curse at, it's at least a little better than to swear at Ariel or someone like that.]

While I wouldn't use such harsh words I guess I'm already pretty used to doing the government's "dirty work" already.

Just, you know, I normally don't wake up in another world with people I don't recognize when they want something from me.

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[rassera]

well i guess theres a first time for everything huh

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[doesntdomuch]

And hopefully it's the last time too, in this case.

Waking up in strange places is not how I want to start my day.

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[rassera]

trust me thatll be the least weird thing that goes on around here

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[doesntdomuch]

Is it "wacky" weird or "I really want to go home after witnessing that" weird?

[Or worst of all, both?]

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[rassera]

depends on the day sometimes its both

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[doesntdomuch]

Oh joy.

[Well he knows he's going to enjoy this place.]

Mind if I ask you for examples?

Just so that I can be prepared when weird things start happening.

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[rassera]

[It's a fun time, Perry. Trust him.]

one time someone set off fear gas at a swear in that was fun also another time there was pig tossing

it wasnt the same swear in

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[doesntdomuch]

I sure hope so.

I hope my swear in goes without incident.