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[doesntdomuch]

[Perry was not enjoying today. Waking up in a weird new body and in a weird not!Earth with no known way to get back just annoys him a lot

So what better way to deal with this by venting on this weird device they gave him?]

You know what I miss? Asking questions.

I would have agreed to this thing with maybe one or two conditions if they had asked me in the first place, but nope, they decided it would be a fun idea to just kidnap me away from my home for their own purposes.

I mean yes, I will thwart whatever bad guys they want me to, but that doesn't mean that they don't need to bother asking if I would want too. This whole situation is just rude and getting a place to stay and another job will not make this any better if you ask me.

[He... might not be entirely aware that this is being publicly broadcasted right now.]

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[kingofthetvworld]

｡･ﾟ･ﾟʕ ;ᴥ;ʔ･ﾟ･｡ sO SORRY ｡･ﾟ･ﾟʕ;ᴥ; ʔ･ﾟ･｡

[That's it, that's the text. Welcome to hell.]

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[doesntdomuch]

?

[Perry has no idea what's going on.]

Hello?

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[kingofthetvworld]

[Exactly.]

hi r u new???? u sOUND lyke a new guy.

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[doesntdomuch]

I didn't quite realize this was a public forum, my apologizes.

And yes, I arrived here today.

text | id reads "karen starr"

[boobwindow]

Sorry buddy, the government didn't kidnap you.

[ Is she reading that ID right? Platypus? ]

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[doesntdomuch]

Either way, I am not enjoying this situation. I have a life outside of beating up bad guys, you know.

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[boobwindow]

I figure. Sorry that this is the predicament.
By any chance did they hand you a pamphlet?

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[doesntdomuch]

[Well this is admittedly kind of embarrassing to admit, but...]

They did, actually.

I would have read it by now but this was kind of a knee-jerk reaction and I didn't exactly expect what I wrote to become public.

I should probably go read that.

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[rassera]

they suckered you in with that hero mentality you know

[Hi what is capitalization and punctuation.]

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[doesntdomuch]

Hey, I don't have a hero mentality.

[A pause.]

Okay, it's not that bad at least.

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[rassera]

enough to get you to do what they want

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[doesntdomuch]

Please don't word it like that. It's bad enough that I'm stuck here for who knows how long. I don't want to think about whether I have a choice in this job or not.

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[enucleation]

You weren't kidnapped by the government. They have no choice in this matter.

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[doesntdomuch]

Yeah I just figured that out.

I'm blaming the Porter now.

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[enucleation]

Blaming won't do much though.
But at least most people get used to everything faster than they expect. maybe you will as well.

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[doesntdomuch]

The worst part is that you're probably right on both accounts.

But I guess it wouldn't kill me to stop whining at least.

[fastballspeciaaaaal]

the porter doesn't have great interpersonal skills! but i'm pretty sure that's not it's fault cause it's a machine.

(๑◕︵◕๑)

[doesntdomuch]

I don't know, I've seen a lot of robots in my time that were sentient enough to make their own decisions.

[fastballspeciaaaaal]

i don't think the porters a robot though :O

it sounds more like a really big interdimensional toaster.

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[orions_shadow]

Thwarting?

Thwarting doesn't really do much in the long run does it?

Every time I heard that word it involves the revolving door of the prison.

'big hero had thwarted his foes evil! for now'...

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[doesntdomuch]

It does in most cases. Except for when you're assigned to a nemesis but frankly I would be more worried if they just decided that they don't want to fight me anymore

[He says this as if this is a normal thing to be hypothetically upset about.]

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[orions_shadow]

wait what

who gets assigned to a nemesis?

that sounds terrible

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[thelimitdoesnotexist]

it is grating isn't it?

it helps that you're not obligated to do anything.

even if they insist on keeping us here.

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[doesntdomuch]

Eh, I'll probably go ahead and register myself.

As much as I hate this situation I would rather have something to do while I'm here.

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[thelimitdoesnotexist]

you won't give it any thought?

that fast?