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[Perry was not enjoying today. Waking up in a weird new body and in a weird not!Earth with no known way to get back just annoys him a lot

So what better way to deal with this by venting on this weird device they gave him?]

You know what I miss? Asking questions.

I would have agreed to this thing with maybe one or two conditions if they had asked me in the first place, but nope, they decided it would be a fun idea to just kidnap me away from my home for their own purposes.

I mean yes, I will thwart whatever bad guys they want me to, but that doesn't mean that they don't need to bother asking if I would want too. This whole situation is just rude and getting a place to stay and another job will not make this any better if you ask me.

[He... might not be entirely aware that this is being publicly broadcasted right now.]

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You could call it that.

[Read: Yeah that's exactly what he is.]

So I guess I'm sticking to calling you Agent P.

[ Teasing? A little. Who is this guy? ]

Yes, for the time being I would prefer that you call me that.

Fair enough!
Did you deal with domestic or foreign threats?

[There is a noticeable pause between texts as he debates whether he should give any information.

In the end though he decide that it's not like Major Monogram will just pop up and tell him he's fired just for sharing something as inconsequential as this.]

Mostly domestic, although I deal with foreign threat if I'm called for it.

Makes sense.
Did they set you up with something similar here?

If you mean my civilian job, then in a way I guess it is.

I wouldn't say it's a glamorous job though.

I don't imagine it is.

[ Being a hero is not always a fun job. It gets messy and painful. ]

But I should stop talking about myself so much. So what's your story? Is there anything you enjoy doing around here?

Me? I'm working a lot.
Got back about a week ago from a vacation in Hawaii. Nice to see it's remain unchanged in a different universe.

Well it's nice to know that not every place in this world is different.

That does sound nice though. Are they paid vacations?

Ahaha, no. This was straight out of my pocket.

Of course.

For a job that claims to have a lot of perks in it there seems to be a lot of big downsides.

Depends on your Registration status.

So you get fewer amenities if you're not Registered?

That's good to know.

Pretty much.
Whether you choose to Register or not is up to you, though.

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