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maskormenace2016-01-09 06:26 pm
ursawhiner) wrote in maskormenace2016-01-09 06:26 pm
Entry tags:
- marceline abadeer | the vampire queen,
- tadashi hamada | n/a,
- † agent texas | n/a,
- † agent washington | recovery one,
- † clary fray | shadowhunter,
- † dipper pines | n/a,
- † kaneda shotaro | n/a,
- † kasumi goto | n/a,
- † komasan | the youkai king,
- † lucy pevensie | the valiant,
- † mabel pines | n/a,
- † mathieu carver | shadow,
- † max caulfield | n/a,
- † maya fey | the pink princess,
- † pacifica northwest | n/a,
- † peter pan | n/a,
- † the (twelfth) doctor | stop that,
- † the iron bull | the iron dragon,
- † wasabi | n/a
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[The camera, when it turns on, is bouncy-- like, found footage horror movie bouncy. Like it’s attached to a seal or being fought over by a pair of semi-feral children. Which it is! The lovely views of Heropa trees then sidewalk then someone’s leg eventually settle on the dirtier than normal face of Dipper Pines.]
Mabel, there are more important things than finding out what happened on Meow My God last week! [There’s an indignant cry of LIES! just off camera.] Hey, what happened in Heropa while we were gone? Apparently, there was a giant jungle? We were out in the swamp and I got poison ivy and poison oak and poison sumac… basically every plant you shouldn't roll in, we did it. But I won the trap contest and the swamp apes like me better so that's why I get the communicator first!!
[The camera veers wildly again and when it steadies it's focused on Mabel's cheerful, though grimier than usual face.]
The swamp apes just liked you better because you both smelled the same! And anyway I wrestled way more alligators than you and made way better shelters so just let me have it ‘cause I have a party to plan and I need to get invites out as soon as possible!
[The camera starts getting bounced around again as they fight, again. The dulcet tones of a childish slapfight can be heard just before Dipper screeches.]
Not the loincloth!!
[End broadcast.]
Mabel, there are more important things than finding out what happened on Meow My God last week! [There’s an indignant cry of LIES! just off camera.] Hey, what happened in Heropa while we were gone? Apparently, there was a giant jungle? We were out in the swamp and I got poison ivy and poison oak and poison sumac… basically every plant you shouldn't roll in, we did it. But I won the trap contest and the swamp apes like me better so that's why I get the communicator first!!
[The camera veers wildly again and when it steadies it's focused on Mabel's cheerful, though grimier than usual face.]
The swamp apes just liked you better because you both smelled the same! And anyway I wrestled way more alligators than you and made way better shelters so just let me have it ‘cause I have a party to plan and I need to get invites out as soon as possible!
[The camera starts getting bounced around again as they fight, again. The dulcet tones of a childish slapfight can be heard just before Dipper screeches.]
Not the loincloth!!
[End broadcast.]
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So --THAT'S-- where you guys were!
You look like hell.
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[Smile.]
You SURREEEE optimism isn't your power? Cause that could go on a shirt.
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But no seriously, we were camping.
["Camping." With no equipment whatsoever.]
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Me too.
I don't think there's a difference between camping and hell.