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maskormenace2016-01-09 06:26 pm
ursawhiner) wrote in maskormenace2016-01-09 06:26 pm
Entry tags:
- marceline abadeer | the vampire queen,
- tadashi hamada | n/a,
- † agent texas | n/a,
- † agent washington | recovery one,
- † clary fray | shadowhunter,
- † dipper pines | n/a,
- † kaneda shotaro | n/a,
- † kasumi goto | n/a,
- † komasan | the youkai king,
- † lucy pevensie | the valiant,
- † mabel pines | n/a,
- † mathieu carver | shadow,
- † max caulfield | n/a,
- † maya fey | the pink princess,
- † pacifica northwest | n/a,
- † peter pan | n/a,
- † the (twelfth) doctor | stop that,
- † the iron bull | the iron dragon,
- † wasabi | n/a
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[The camera, when it turns on, is bouncy-- like, found footage horror movie bouncy. Like it’s attached to a seal or being fought over by a pair of semi-feral children. Which it is! The lovely views of Heropa trees then sidewalk then someone’s leg eventually settle on the dirtier than normal face of Dipper Pines.]
Mabel, there are more important things than finding out what happened on Meow My God last week! [There’s an indignant cry of LIES! just off camera.] Hey, what happened in Heropa while we were gone? Apparently, there was a giant jungle? We were out in the swamp and I got poison ivy and poison oak and poison sumac… basically every plant you shouldn't roll in, we did it. But I won the trap contest and the swamp apes like me better so that's why I get the communicator first!!
[The camera veers wildly again and when it steadies it's focused on Mabel's cheerful, though grimier than usual face.]
The swamp apes just liked you better because you both smelled the same! And anyway I wrestled way more alligators than you and made way better shelters so just let me have it ‘cause I have a party to plan and I need to get invites out as soon as possible!
[The camera starts getting bounced around again as they fight, again. The dulcet tones of a childish slapfight can be heard just before Dipper screeches.]
Not the loincloth!!
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Mabel, there are more important things than finding out what happened on Meow My God last week! [There’s an indignant cry of LIES! just off camera.] Hey, what happened in Heropa while we were gone? Apparently, there was a giant jungle? We were out in the swamp and I got poison ivy and poison oak and poison sumac… basically every plant you shouldn't roll in, we did it. But I won the trap contest and the swamp apes like me better so that's why I get the communicator first!!
[The camera veers wildly again and when it steadies it's focused on Mabel's cheerful, though grimier than usual face.]
The swamp apes just liked you better because you both smelled the same! And anyway I wrestled way more alligators than you and made way better shelters so just let me have it ‘cause I have a party to plan and I need to get invites out as soon as possible!
[The camera starts getting bounced around again as they fight, again. The dulcet tones of a childish slapfight can be heard just before Dipper screeches.]
Not the loincloth!!
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And Meow My God is one of the most important things ever! It's the voice of a generation! A generation of cats!
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All the cats do is sleep and eat! You just like it because of the British voices!
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Do I want to know what a swamp ape is?
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And the swamp apes were so cool! Though they might have just been escaped gorillas.
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[KEEPING THIS AUDIO BECAUSE WOW HE IS A BIT HECKED UP STILL.]
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Bull! Bull we're way more kick-butt now, like we went through a training montage! Except we weren't allowed to have appropriate music.
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Ah let's go with fucking with the innocent children. That's always fun. ]
Nothing that wasn't handled if not long and gruelling as it was. [ You know, for his victims and the rescuers. ]
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[Peter doesn't have a job besides being whimsical and himself so what possible issues could there have been!!]
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[ nope, not talking about the giant jungle and what happened there at all, not talking about it, look at this champion repressing, time to talk about Meow My God instead. ]
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You should probably go take a bath now, z-zura...
[For whatever reason he acts as though he can totally smell them through the comm feed.]
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I dunno! A protective layer of dirt is really good camouflage...
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Oh.
[And giggling.]
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Some crazy wannabe Peter Pan guy turned Heropa into a creepy forest. Apparently it was pretty much an awful mess in there.
[Which she thankfully didn't experience.]
Now what the heck happened to you two?
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[Dipper knew he wasn't to be trusted!! Who cares about their wilderness adventure, this is more important.]
How bad did it get?
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Well I'm glad you guys made it back okay
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[Unless you count getting dunked in a swamp as a bath.]
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[Snort.]
Are you guys too busy to talk?
[Ah, arguments with siblings.]
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[Slapfight seemingly over, Dipper grins at Maya through a layer of grime.]
Did you know wolves will adopt you if you smell like them?
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So --THAT'S-- where you guys were!
You look like hell.
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What's Meow My God?
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[But seriously, she is so relieved to hear you're safe.]
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[ Directed, naturally, at Dipper. Because she trusts Mabel. And because he will never ever ever live down his shame and and especially because not showering for a week after eating tacos is bad but not showering after rolling around in the jungle for a week could actually be dangerous. There's all sorts of gross things in the swamp ew! ]
Anyway, congratulations on making it out of the swamp, you two.
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[Neither of them have showered. The swamp smell is strong with these two.]
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[ It sounds right up her alley. ]
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You didn't miss anything important. You had someone with you out there, right?
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There's literally nothing else in this world or any other more important than taking a shower right now! Don't make me find a way to get the hose in here!
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I think sharing might have been a better choice. Not the fighting sharing, actual sharing.
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