ursawhiner: and I want her gone. (Condition: Creepy as hell)
Agent Dippy Fresh Pines ([personal profile] ursawhiner) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-01-09 06:26 pm

video

[The camera, when it turns on, is bouncy-- like, found footage horror movie bouncy. Like it’s attached to a seal or being fought over by a pair of semi-feral children. Which it is! The lovely views of Heropa trees then sidewalk then someone’s leg eventually settle on the dirtier than normal face of Dipper Pines.]

Mabel, there are more important things than finding out what happened on Meow My God last week! [There’s an indignant cry of LIES! just off camera.] Hey, what happened in Heropa while we were gone? Apparently, there was a giant jungle? We were out in the swamp and I got poison ivy and poison oak and poison sumac… basically every plant you shouldn't roll in, we did it. But I won the trap contest and the swamp apes like me better so that's why I get the communicator first!!

[The camera veers wildly again and when it steadies it's focused on Mabel's cheerful, though grimier than usual face.]

The swamp apes just liked you better because you both smelled the same! And anyway I wrestled way more alligators than you and made way better shelters so just let me have it ‘cause I have a party to plan and I need to get invites out as soon as possible!

[The camera starts getting bounced around again as they fight, again. The dulcet tones of a childish slapfight can be heard just before Dipper screeches.]

Not the loincloth!!

[End broadcast.]
glitterateur: (What's the best kind of pube comb?)

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[personal profile] glitterateur 2016-01-11 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Great idea! I'll bring the grappling hook and Dipper's conspiracy lamp. It doubles as an interrogation lamp so we'll be prepared to deal with her tomfoolery!
helpline: (smiling time!)

[personal profile] helpline 2016-01-11 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
My kingdom for my sonic screwdriver! I'll just have to bring a lockpick and cobble together a security feed scrambler to deal with any other obstacles.
glitterateur: (Explode the piano! Kill his dad!)

[personal profile] glitterateur 2016-01-11 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
A sonic screwdriver? Is that like an advanced magical version of a Phillip's-head screwdriver? Or maybe a fancy lockpicking thing, I bet it's that.
helpline: (i vote we should poke it)

[personal profile] helpline 2016-01-11 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
A bit of both, really. It can do a little bit of everything.
glitterateur: aces (You dance around their flurry of stabs!)

[personal profile] glitterateur 2016-01-11 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Can it shoot lasers? Or point north, or beep if there's a rabid badger nearby?
helpline: (glasses: doctor cool)

[personal profile] helpline 2016-01-11 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
No, yes, and perhaps! Next time I see it, I'll install a rabid badger setting.