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[ursawhiner]

[The camera, when it turns on, is bouncy-- like, found footage horror movie bouncy. Like it’s attached to a seal or being fought over by a pair of semi-feral children. Which it is! The lovely views of Heropa trees then sidewalk then someone’s leg eventually settle on the dirtier than normal face of Dipper Pines.]

Mabel, there are more important things than finding out what happened on Meow My God last week! [There’s an indignant cry of LIES! just off camera.] Hey, what happened in Heropa while we were gone? Apparently, there was a giant jungle? We were out in the swamp and I got poison ivy and poison oak and poison sumac… basically every plant you shouldn't roll in, we did it. But I won the trap contest and the swamp apes like me better so that's why I get the communicator first!!

[The camera veers wildly again and when it steadies it's focused on Mabel's cheerful, though grimier than usual face.]

The swamp apes just liked you better because you both smelled the same! And anyway I wrestled way more alligators than you and made way better shelters so just let me have it ‘cause I have a party to plan and I need to get invites out as soon as possible!

[The camera starts getting bounced around again as they fight, again. The dulcet tones of a childish slapfight can be heard just before Dipper screeches.]

Not the loincloth!!

[End broadcast.]

Comments

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[cupio]

What's Meow My God?

[ It sounds right up her alley. ]

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[glitterateur]

Only the greatest show of all time! See there's these cats, right, but they give them voices and there are really deep plots and cat puns and serious drama.

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[cupio]

How much drama?

[ What kind of drama can cats even get in? ]

Like, missing catnip toys?

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[glitterateur]

Like evil triplets and fake marriages! And political drama.

[She doesn't even know what political drama is, but it sounds pretty good.]

I found it on accident last year and then I marathoned the new season while I did all the knitting I needed to do this winter.

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[cupio]

[ She thinks it sounds pretty crazy, but then those are the kind of things Clary likes. ]

I might have to check it out. What channel?

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[glitterateur]

Mammal Universe! In Heropa it's channel six and you have to be awake at like three in the morning on Wednesdays to catch the newest episodes.

[cupio]

That's totally cool. I like in Heropa. [ And she's a teenager, everyone knows the sleeping patterns of teens. ]

Will I need to find a way to watch the past episodes or will I be pretty lost?

[glitterateur]

Nahh, you'll be fine! I mean all you need to know is that Pawdry Hepburn is gonna have kittens again and that Colin Furth has been trying to get his brother Jean Clawed Van Damme arrested so that he can be the sole heir to the family fortune.

[cupio]

Oh my god.

Why not share?

[glitterateur]

'Cause he's a jerk! A greedy jerk who resents his bro for accidentally getting a better grade in art class when they were kids. There was an episode where it looked like he was finally gonna get over it but it turned out to just be a trick to lure Colin Furth into a trap.

[cupio]

I mean, art class is pretty hardcore.

[ Clary knows. ]

I've seen fights break out over canvases before.

[glitterateur]

Really? Like new ones or ones that already have great art on them?

[cupio]

New ones. There was a totally good spot in the classroom that had the best light. We all wanted it.

[glitterateur]

Is this what art class is like in high school!?

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[ursawhiner]

Don't get her started! It's this weird cat soap opera with British voices.

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[cupio]

[ Oh Dipper, she's sorry. ]

I like soap operas. Sometimes. And at least it's not all samey-samey.

[ursawhiner]

...It's pretty okay. Sometimes.

[He definitely doesn't care about Katy Purry finding a new home.]

[cupio]

What kind of stuff do you like then?

[ Apart from Katy Purry. ]

[ursawhiner]

I like ghost hunting shows. And mysteries! Also the space documentaries. Lots of stuff.

[Basically anything that has spooky music and/or a soothing narration.]

[cupio]

See, those are pretty neat.

Especially the ghost hunting ones. I used to want to do that. Me and my friend were going to use his van and travel over America.

[ursawhiner]

That'd be awesome! Just visiting all the haunted sites. It could be a combination travel show and ghost show!