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Agent Dippy Fresh Pines ([personal profile] ursawhiner) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-01-09 06:26 pm

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[The camera, when it turns on, is bouncy-- like, found footage horror movie bouncy. Like it’s attached to a seal or being fought over by a pair of semi-feral children. Which it is! The lovely views of Heropa trees then sidewalk then someone’s leg eventually settle on the dirtier than normal face of Dipper Pines.]

Mabel, there are more important things than finding out what happened on Meow My God last week! [There’s an indignant cry of LIES! just off camera.] Hey, what happened in Heropa while we were gone? Apparently, there was a giant jungle? We were out in the swamp and I got poison ivy and poison oak and poison sumac… basically every plant you shouldn't roll in, we did it. But I won the trap contest and the swamp apes like me better so that's why I get the communicator first!!

[The camera veers wildly again and when it steadies it's focused on Mabel's cheerful, though grimier than usual face.]

The swamp apes just liked you better because you both smelled the same! And anyway I wrestled way more alligators than you and made way better shelters so just let me have it ‘cause I have a party to plan and I need to get invites out as soon as possible!

[The camera starts getting bounced around again as they fight, again. The dulcet tones of a childish slapfight can be heard just before Dipper screeches.]

Not the loincloth!!

[End broadcast.]
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[personal profile] rideme 2016-01-10 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Be careful.

Don't let him know you know. But... try to keep distance. Don't ever go and see him by yourself.
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[personal profile] rideme 2016-01-10 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
I was waiting for you to ask about him.

He was part of the fighting. But... pretty sure he made it out okay.

Call him.
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[personal profile] rideme 2016-01-10 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
I would know if he wasn't okay.
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[personal profile] rideme 2016-01-10 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
Good. You do that.