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[picksthenames]

at the risk of being That Guy, i gotta ask: whats the deal with the job assignments for new imports? are they all jokes or is the universe just messing with me?

either way, im definitely in the market for something better. the government wasnt helpful enough to kidnap me with a resume or references on hand, so i guess youll just have to take my word for it, but here goes:

names Cisco Ramon, techspert extraordinaire. masters in engineering, second best coder on my earth. app writer, gear inventor, whatever you need. i can weld, i can solder, i can sew (leather, which let me tell you, is a bitch to work with). new to this earth so help a brother out and tell me where to look, or just offer me a job, thatd be great either way. shacked up in heropa but commutings easy with these porter things right?

so yeah. call me. been a while since i had to look for a new job, but im pretty sure my interview game is still on point.

LLAP. 🖖

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[catchacold]

Just tell me if you want a reference.

[picksthenames]

think ill pass on that one.

when did you get here?

[ Isn't he dead? Oh god, is this the afterlife? Is Cisco dead right now??? ]

[catchacold]

Too bad, would have been a good one.

Over six months ago. Missed me?

[Is it the afterlife? No. Would Leonard pretend that it is to freak someone out? Yes.]

[picksthenames]

sure like i trust that.

well id love to say CC's been crime free without you, but unfortunately we both know that would be a lie.

[catchacold]

Please, I've always appreciated your work.

I've never been the only criminal around. I just brought quality.

[picksthenames]

yeah, we all know how much you like STEALING my work.

sure. in the list of villains, i guess youre up there.

[catchacold]

Exactly. Glowing recommendation, that. Everyone knows I don't go after just anything.

Even just alphabetically.

[picksthenames]

fine. you can give me your "10/10 would rob again" recommendation, just dont expect me to build you another cold gun.

[ He's out of brothers for Snart to kidnap anyway. ]

not if we go by last names.

[catchacold]

I already got one. No worries there.

[He just asked Tony Stark nicely.

No, really.]

I was going by codename. Haven't used mine in a while, but.

[picksthenames]

why not? its a perfectly good codename. even makes you a captain. you could run a ship, or marry people on one.

[catchacold]

Oh, I like it. Although I've never tried marrying someone. Missed opportunity, now that you mention it.

[picksthenames]

there you go. you should advertise your services as an ordained marry-er. could be a legitimate source of income for you.

[catchacold]

When will people stop thinking I'd want to work?

[picksthenames]

up to you man, set your own hours.

[catchacold]

I already do. Everyone just gives me free career counselling.

[picksthenames]

maybe bc your career of choice is 'master thief'?

[catchacold]

Flexible hours and pays really well.

[picksthenames]

also: illegal as hell

[catchacold]

Exactly, it's exciting too.

[picksthenames]

ok technically i cant argue with that but I feel like i should try anyway.

[catchacold]

If you ever need career counselling, make sure to hit me up.

[picksthenames]

thanks but no thanks.