#007 (Squirtle) | Text | CW: possible light glass squick in the image

[versusseeker]

[There sure is a lot going on right now, but there is also this going on right now, and Red has a safety PSA for everyone.

[He links an image, and then:]

its tru

[Followed by a selfie - Red's usual dead-pan expression, and Archie in the background with his head in his hands. They appear to be at the hospital.]

Comments

[halloflamer]

Gross who would be named Yellow Looool can you imagine?? 'Hi I'm Gold!!'

Man idk I didn't ask him about that he turned into a boat and we got drunk

Or maybe the other way around but anyway that's not important

Woah horns and fins huh

So like, a Water type?

[Blue that's not how it works]

[unconchonable]

right wwhat a horrid fuckin color
blue is just under purple so at least you got a name wwith SOME class

oh yeah that guy
he told me he could turn into a boat but then didnt fuckin showw that he could so i figured he wwas full of fuckin horsefeathers

wwater type uh
i mean im a sea dwweller if thats wwhat youre meanin

[halloflamer]

Purple huh

Well I guess the color is fine but it's kind of a weird name. What about Violet? That's a good name!

Was he blue? Yeah he can totally turn into a boat, you missed out

He can drink too what a guy!!!

Yeah something like that! What's your name anyway

[unconchonable]

vviolet is alwways surperior to purple so i cant say i disagree wwith you there

yeah he wwas but wwhatevver i really dont care THAT much for his little trick

im guessin youre referrin to your human soporifics right
really dont get the appeal of em

im eridan ampora

[halloflamer]

I mean it WAS p great surfing on a robot was pretty cool

not as cool as a Gyarados but cool!

Idk what the Furret a superrific is but sure

Eridan huh

Well don't mess with Red and we won't have a problem Eridan!! 👌

[unconchonable]

[He could reply to all of that, y'know, like a decent conversationalist.

Instead:]

wwhat a terrible fuckin name

[halloflamer]

That's really rude Gyarados is the name of his species

[unconchonable]

not gyarados STUPID
red

1/2

[halloflamer]

[??? ????????]

[halloflamer]

What's with you and colors

[unconchonable]

colors are a big important thing wwhere im from
its a symbol of the caste you belong to vvia blood color
red or wwell maroon bein the lowwest of them all

[halloflamer]

That's dumb

[That's it. That's the astute reply.]

[unconchonable]

thats the usual reply from someone wwho aint got the pan to comprehend the complexity and majesty of the hemospectrum
its alright take comfort in that you fit in wwith the rest of your ignorant species
not that yours is one to cull outliers or anythin so i guess it aint MUCH of a comfort

[halloflamer]

Ok

Still dumb tho

Gyarados has gills and fins like you too, and he's a Water type! Maybe you can come meet him sometime.

[unconchonable]

[Eridan's almost impressed as he is annoyed that Blue keeps letting all that roll off his back like it's nothing!!]

wwhatevver helps you cope wwith your inarguable inferiority i guess

am i supposed to feel kinship wwith this beast or somethin
i mean i aint OPPOSED or nothin but its awful assumin of you

[halloflamer]

[Everything in this world is so nuts that Blue just sort of compartmentalizes and ignores it for as long as possible!!! He's healthy, let him rock]

He's not a beast he's a Pokémon

Pokémon are stronger than humans anyway why would I be bothered?

[unconchonable]

[Eridan's the opposite, in that he gets bent outta shape about things he really should just ignore. What a pair.]

wwhatEVVER same fuckin difference

i dunno you humans seem to hate wwhen i point out howw wweak you are

[halloflamer]

Well I'm not gonna worry about other people

I'm not a weak Pokémon trainer and that's all that really matters to me!