#007 (Squirtle) | Text | CW: possible light glass squick in the image

[versusseeker]

[There sure is a lot going on right now, but there is also this going on right now, and Red has a safety PSA for everyone.

[He links an image, and then:]

its tru

[Followed by a selfie - Red's usual dead-pan expression, and Archie in the background with his head in his hands. They appear to be at the hospital.]

Comments

text; un: Ash Starmer | Green Newman

[subroutined]

Red, what have you done?

[versusseeker]

not me
arch

text;

[fireandhoney]

oh yikes

[versusseeker]

y

1/2 not here

[halloflamer]

[Blue opens his comm]






[Blue turns off his comm]

text; an hour later

[halloflamer]

He deserves this

action after theyve been to the hospital. like on the ride back

[h2no]

[archie stands with red in the taxi area, feeling incredibly awkward about this entire thing. thanks to the nanites, his ability to speak isn't as impeded as it had been, though his mouth still hurts quite a lot. gotta remember to pop those pain meds when they get back.

...]

You're not tellin' Blue, right?

[versusseeker]

[Errrr...

[Red briefly considers shaking his head, but that would be a lie. Then he considers deleting his network post, but that would be an injustice to all of those that would not be informed of this dangerous action.

[Also, this is funny as Shiftry. He reluctantly shows Archie his communicator, open to the network post.]

Sorry.

voice

[continuousgroaning]

[This just elicits a loud groan.]

text

[h2no]

what is it kids say
"mood"?

[versusseeker]

y

text

[unconchonable]

uh
wwoww i dont evven knoww wwhat to say
you humans are leaps and fuckin bound more bloody stupid than i originally thought

Re: text

[h2no]

or maybe natural selection isn't as tried and tested as it seems
i'm still alive?
explain

[versusseeker]

thats mean

voice | id: stiles

[blackfly]

[Long period of silence, uninterrupted before just:]

W-Why am I still so compelled to try this for myself?

Re: voice | id: stiles

[h2no]

all the evidence for not doing this is right here if you do i will have 0 sympathy
also the a&e wait times are bad

[versusseeker]

pls dont

[It's better to avoid experimenting altogether! ! !]

[drivesadesk]

But...why would anyone...?

[h2no]

jon

[versusseeker]

curious

text;

[itssacrifice]

tell archie he's an idiot for me

Re: text;

[h2no]

real question
if you put a lightbulb in your mouth would it turn on? how do your powers work









hi andy

[versusseeker]

no
<(o◕︿◕o)>
thts mean

text

[fehus]

did it taste good

Re: text

[h2no]

like peppermint

Text;

[codeoracle]

[L O O K. She's all for reckless behaviors, but she can only have one thing to say in response to this.]

why

[versusseeker]

bc the glass brx

[He thinks the "why" is directed toward the "its tru".]