#007 (Squirtle) | Text | CW: possible light glass squick in the image

[versusseeker]

[There sure is a lot going on right now, but there is also this going on right now, and Red has a safety PSA for everyone.

[He links an image, and then:]

its tru

[Followed by a selfie - Red's usual dead-pan expression, and Archie in the background with his head in his hands. They appear to be at the hospital.]

Comments

[codeoracle]

not what i meant. why test it?

[versusseeker]

curious

[¯\_<(o◕ᆺ◕o)>_/¯]

[codeoracle]

but it tells you not to!

[versusseeker]

ikr

[That's why he didn't do it.]

[codeoracle]

you couldn't stop him could you?

[versusseeker]

no
wasnt there

[codeoracle]

maybe we need to keep him on a kid leash...

[versusseeker]

lol
it wudnt fit

[He's Beefy™.]

[codeoracle]

they need them in like teen+ sizes.

could keep my friends in line that way 2.

[versusseeker]

lol
cud use them 4 pkmn but 2 well behaved

maybe b @ parties

[codeoracle]

pkmn kno what's what. they r all gud bois.

[Yes. That spelling is on purpose. Memeing is her shit.]

parties?

[versusseeker]

[He appreciates the chatspeak solidarity.]

theyre the bst bois
+ y

blue** @ parties
jst a joke

[codeoracle]

[She lives for it sometimes.]

the bst.

$$ for this to happen. pls.

[versusseeker]

lol
no way

hed be >:C

[codeoracle]

r u d e

:< make a deal?

[versusseeker]

lyk wut?

[codeoracle]

idk.

give him smth he likes?

[versusseeker]

[Red's thoughts go to the gutter. Blue has officially ruined him.]

mayb