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⚓ Rowdy Pirate Lad ⚓ ([personal profile] h2no) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2018-08-23 12:04 am

text - in the middle of our street

i'm finding myself on the receiving end of quite a few port out inheritances recently
inheriportances?
whatever

anyway
one of them involved a house
a nice house
not one of those government places
i don't really want or need it


so


anyone... want a house...?


[this would be easier if it had been a dog, or something. it's just like archie to end up with something so big. this is so awkward.]
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[personal profile] fuckingpassw0rd 2018-08-23 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
[You can't.]

Sure.

I'll be over.


[When he gets the address.

And when he does, he'll knock on the door, with Sumo next to him and a bunch of beers. HE KNOWS HOW IT IS time to talk over booze cause that's what all old men do (tm)]
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[personal profile] fuckingpassw0rd 2018-08-23 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Hey. Surprisingly, the beers aren't really for me more than for you. I'm way too old for frat parties anyway.

[Well he assumed you drank. Didn't know how much but you know, at least able to down one beer. He notices the Pokémon behind him and gives him a tiny little nod too.]

Been taking care of him, right?

[It's meant for the dog.]
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Hank is a Pokemon newb, news at 11

[personal profile] fuckingpassw0rd 2018-08-23 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[It is indeed a very nice place. It feels like there's a lot of memories in here and he can only imagine how Archie is feeling.

Or no. He doesn't need to imagine. He knows what it's like.]


Hey.

[He gives Mightyena a small greeting before looking over at the bat and gives a small whistle. He knows he should be afraid but...he just remembers something else instead.]

Shit no wonder everyone hated walking in the caverns...you guys are huge.

[Hank thinks this is a Zubat.]
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Hank played Gen 1 and that was it tbh

[personal profile] fuckingpassw0rd 2018-08-23 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's true in a way it isn't dying and yet...well not that Hank would know.

Welcome to Hank's world of not outright rejecting help. It's not a bad deal, really. He turns around at the other before looking back at the creature.]


Huh. Think Zubat was probably what I was thinkin' about then. Apart from Pikachu, there's not much I remember.
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[personal profile] fuckingpassw0rd 2018-08-24 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Well they...

[You know what. He's not going to talk about it. Archie is too emotional right now to have to deal with 'hey so I played some games and Pikachu was on it also this game company plastered his yellow face all over']

Sure I think he could...

[Sumo is already next to Archie, putting on his biggest nice dog face and slobbering all over him at the idea of food.]

...Sumo. Come on.
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[personal profile] fuckingpassw0rd 2018-08-25 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Just don't give him too many, he's already fat as it is.

[Sumo barks something about the fact that Hank isn't better himself and Hank frowns briefly because great now his DOG is up in his face about it. He is completely pleased with how Archie is treating him however and just ends up flopping to the ground so he can rub his tummy.]

Uh yeah...I think I'd be pretty fucking worried if he started to breathe fire.

[He tries to imagine Sumo breathing fire and realizes how much of a danger to everyone this would be.]
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[personal profile] fuckingpassw0rd 2018-08-30 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
No...wait a fucking minute, is that arthritis comment for me or Sumo?

[Because excuse you, he is old but not dying, jesus fucking christ. Sumo on the other hand is just not going to move for the next few minutes. Belly. Rubs. Are. The. Best.

He barks again and Hank shakes his head.]


Sorry, he says no. You know what they say about dogs matching their masters. Bastard hates waking up early as much as I do.